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Deez Nuts

Stupid comeback for people who are depressed and cant make a better comeback; Taken from a vine that isn't even the least bit funny.
Mom: what did your dad tell you to do?
Son: "Deez Nuts."
by psmith69412 March 30, 2019
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I ENJOY SUCKING ON DEEZ NUTS
by Ped O’Phyl September 21, 2023
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by anonymous December 2, 2021
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A commonly used abbreviation used in contemporary society (mainly by members of the Gen-Z generation), to describe a man's genitalia (a male's sexual organ)
by deutsch Adolf October 4, 2022
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1. mans two delicate balls held in a sack under his penis
2. dells delicate ballsack (restraunt)
3. a man joking about his penis with jokes freshly held in his brain ( taught by internet) and jokes about it during the worst times
example of def 3.

you: hey man do you like chef boyardees?
victim: no, but my daughter does
you: chef BOI-ARE-DEEZ NUTS TASTY

you: (lawyer)
you: judge i will speak for my client if it is not okay with you, talk to deez
judge: who is deez?
you: DEEZ NUTS

also you: GOTTI HA GOTTEM HA HA HA
by jo momma 456 June 2, 2021
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A LARGE AMOUNT OF BALLS IN A BLACK SACK ALSO WHO FUCKED YOUR MOM
Wow bob deez nuts owned your mom last night
by FAP NATION February 22, 2018
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justin deez nuts

Justin deez nuts is a word for Justin that is sucking on those balls.

We also use it because he is very cracked at fortnite and rating ballsacks
Justin deez nuts please rate my ballsack.
by epic man 123 May 26, 2022
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