DaeDae

To jerk off in uncomfortable situations to cause distraction and flee afterwards

M: So what happened?
D: I didn't know what to do so I did the DaeDae

by GitanoDisfrazado February 15, 2019

Dale

Fat, worthless, self-absorbed, diabetic, cheap, fat,stupid, slave driving, wife abusing, cock sucking, bucked toothed, fat, cockbrella-ed, mindless, kidney stone passing, idiot of a boss. Oh, and did I mention fat?

Employee 1: "Dale is coming to supervise today."

Employee 2: "AHHHHH, FUCK!!!"

by shtkikr February 3, 2010

Dale

A gay fucking douche-cunt who likes big dicks and sweaty balls in his mouth.

Dale: Hey dude you want to come over to my place?

Guy: Yea sure. What are we going to do?

Dale: I don't know but, we will think of something as soon as we get to my place.

Guy: Alrite.

Dale: Hey I thought of something.

Guy: What is it.

Dale: Let me get your BIG penis and BIG SWEATY BALLS in my mouth and ass hole.

by The Awesome Beast February 14, 2010

Dale Scale

A scale of 1-10 for rating girls. Girls will tend to acheieve a higher rating than usual on the Dale Scale, usually of +2. So a girl who is a 6 on a 'normal' scale, would achieve an 8 on the Dale Scale. Approximately, 90% of girls will acheive at least an 8.

Dale: "Oooh hello, check out the girl on the left!"
Friend: "Dale Scale?"
Dale: "Easy 9"

by Sheeep fiddler June 30, 2010

Dale

The BIGGEST homosexual ever, he loves boys and has kids in his basement

"Dam bro, dale must have bought more 6 year old girls for his basement again"

by Dale has a small Willy June 29, 2020

Pulled a Dale

The act of calling your girlfriend, who is 7 months pregnant while she on bed rest in the hospital, to end your relationship with no real explanation. The Dale will then proceed to get herpes, move in with a whore and use drugs.

"Did you hear? Ryan pulled a Dale! "

"No way! What an unbelievable asshole!"

by Zzzxzxx May 30, 2017

Daedo

a seriously phat motherfucker

Who ate all the pizza? It was that daedo.

by Anonymous April 8, 2003