Dodge ball

When you get smacked by a gym teacher.

When you dodge ball hits u

by BIGGÆ123 August 13, 2019

Shower Dodge

The act of jumping in the shower to avoid someone.

My mom came home and saw that i was late for school so i shower dodged her and snuck out the back.

by WeeSnaw1337 March 05, 2010

safety dodge

Verb: to dodge a safety representative on a worksite, esp in the instance of knowingly violating safety policy.

Jessica: "Safety Dan is coming! Where is your hard hat?"

Tim: "Shit, I'm gonna have to do a safety dodge!"

Jessica: "Quick, hide in this dumpster for an undisclosed period of time."

Tim: "Good thinkin!"

by CupricCow October 09, 2011

up the dodge

Pregnant

I can’t believe I’m up the dodge, I thought I was being careful!

by Puddle75 January 21, 2018

Train Dodge

When someone avoids hanging out with an overtly bitchy person.

“Hey there Maria, good job on that train dodge! That cunt Beth just wouldn’t leave”

by Poopmaster63 July 14, 2019

Draft Dodge

Verb: The act of taking the time to type out a saucy comment or pedantic essay, only to delete it all in favor of an amicable prosaic note, thereby taking the high road and leaving no trace or permanent record of your true snarkiness.

After Donald pissed me off with his Tweet degrading Hispanic Americans, I almost posted a curse-laden response, but draft dodged it in favor of an eye roll emoji.

by The Chameleon Novel December 27, 2020

claire dodge

Refers to a lonely, clingy, annoying woman over the age of the age of 45. From the French claire (clear) and dodge (middle German) meaning, "avoid this person at all costs". Often referred to as a trash receptacle.

"Junior, can you please go out and empty the trash bucket into the claire dodge?"

by Eddie1Eddie1 July 08, 2017