lambdicks disease

When you drink too much lambic and become an entitled turd

Patient: What do you mean I can't post topics of the day if I'm not an admin?
Doc: "Clearest case of Lambdicks Disease I've seen in years... here's a prescription so you can start your own group."

by Invincrono February 20, 2018

Donnie Disease

A tongue-in-cheek term for COVID-19 in light of Donald Trump's own infection, following months of downplaying the virus behind the global pandemic.

Did you hear about President Trump? He got the Donnie Disease.

by Zedekiah8 October 5, 2020

croats disease

Name given to the feeling after England were knocked out of the world cup by Croatia

Oh mate, got fucking CROATS disease after England were beaten by Croatia...

by bjeng July 12, 2018

Leena Disease

A rare type of disease than draws in the attention of vulnerable men (USUALLY skinny) by a clapped female. Then, the males usually turn either bisexual (or gay) as well as depressed.

Omg, have you seen Rahul... he looks depressed and gay, he must have the leena disease.

by Papa T January 26, 2021

Swanson's disease

A disease similar to Parkinson's disease
Swanson's disease has 5 stages, each stage getting progressively worse until you reach stage 5, where you lose the ability to make wise financial decisions
Stage 1 symptoms: Mild shaking in both hands. Engineering Textbooks become especially hard to read.
Stage 2 symptoms: A higher degree of shaking in all limbs. Loss of general motor control
Stage 3 symptoms: Similar to Parkinson's disease, loss of motor function

Stage 4 symptoms: Engineering prowess exceeds all others, reverts to stage 1 symptom

Stage 5 symptoms: The victim has the urge to form a lacklustre engineering company. Designs wall sockets with structural beams running through the centre

Fred: 'Did you hear about Han's diagnosis of Stage 5 Swanson's disease?'
Mogus: 'oh dear'

by Wade&co Representative June 26, 2022

Vesaolikur disease

Vesaolikur disease is a disease caught by giving the dog "Duke" the fabled ball

Person 1: Bro im so mad im gonna give duke the ball
Person 2: YOU CANT! You'll catch Vesaolikur disease.

by Adam D Fan July 3, 2021

Liars Disease

A cancer-like illness caused by a bacterial parasite invading the body and taking over the truth cells in its host. It is bloodborne, meaning it sexually transmitted, spreads through blood-sucking bugs, and is inherited from parent to child. It can only be successfully treated through intense antiliotic therapy. Chronic cases are due to the bacteria inserting itself into the human mitochondria, so that when the human cells reproduce, the bacteria is fused into those cells permanently causing intolerable lying. The only way to treat severe cases like this is with antibiotic chemotherapy, and even then the lies will continue to worsen leading to eventual death.

When infected with Liars Disease it spreads like a plague and really eats you from the inside.

by Oscar Clintorius October 14, 2020