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Rex Grossman Disease

When a professional athlete, usually a quarterback; after doing well commonly including playoff victories will completely FUCK UP during the next few seasons.
Bob: damn, Rex was so good up until the superbowl, now he's some straight up trash. What happened?

Steve: He caught the Rex Grossman disease
by ooberman February 18, 2009
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Poking Transmitted Disease(PTD)

On Facebook when you poke someone on facebook, you poke everyone they've poked, and everyone they've poked...this is how PTD's are spread
Guy 1: I just poked her on facebook

Guy 2: yeah, but she's poked like over 100 people as well

Guy 1: so i could possibly have poking transmitted disease(PTD)

Guy 2: afraid so

Guy 1: damn it
by movieguy92 March 20, 2011
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Nasty nigga disease

1) Is a man or woman, regardless of race or ethnicity, are basically psychopaths or sociopaths expressing criminal behavior and/or performs criminal acts, including sexually deviants one against their fellow humans. This people are EVIL and have authoritarian narcissistic personality disorder and some may suffer from delusions of grandeur.

Now the crazy leftists and the nwo/ NEW WORLD ORDER are encouraging and even rewarding this sick behavior and mixing it with cultural Marxism or intersectionality, so these people will most likely end up being an useful idiot socialist or communist with them having delusions power and conquest of destroying America or any first-world western country and KILLING any and all Conservatives, Libertarians, Classic Liberals or who they don't like or disagrees with them. Fortunately, for the rest of us, these most people lack the intelligence, common sense, the history & higher frequencies to see that they are the bad guys, thus they are easy to spot.

if they live DTLA, high-level marxists are rumored to have psychotronic weapon or total individual control technology & some maybe not even be human, think Childhood's end and invasion of body snatchers.

2) Just a person displaying criminal behavior; A sexually deviant; A disgusting person; A criminal.

Some of these ppl should be 86'd, they are not worth saving, they are the fallen & are damned.

3) A person having a STD or STI.
stay away from that commie, he's crazy...he has that nasty nigga disease.
by realist69! December 19, 2018
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Lyme Disease

A cancer-like illness caused by a bacterial parasite invading the body and taking over the cells in its host. It is bloodborne, meaning it sexually transmitted, spreads through blood-sucking bugs, and is inherited from parent to child. It can only be successfully treated through intense antibiotic therapy. Chronic cases are due to the bacteria inserting itself into the human mitochondria, so that when the human cells reproduce, the bacteria is fused into those cells permanently. The only way to treat severe cases like this is with antibiotic chemotherapy, and even then the cells will keep making the disease.

In the US there are over 400k new diagnoses a year, and the awareness is almost nill. The CDC does not fund research for it, insurance companies rarely cover treatment costs, the number one disease related fatality is suicide due to doctors not believing patients and making them feel crazy, and nobody knows about it.
Have you heard? Blood banks check blood donations for HIV, Hepatitis, Tuberculosis, and AIDS, but doesn't test for Lyme Disease, which is currently the most endemic disease in the US.
by MySavageCabbages August 5, 2016
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mad car disease

Obsession with cars taken to the extreme (especially if the aflicted person drives a shitty car himself and is always thinking of other people's cars)
You must have mad car disease since you have ongoing subscriptions to Motor Trend, Car and Driver, Road and Track, Automobile magazine, Autoweek, Edmunds, and more!
by carnut June 5, 2005
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Fakenheimer's Disease

A medical condition which prevents one from attending school or work. Symptoms include coughing during phone conversations, talking through one's nose as though retarded and lying around playing video games. Recovery is swift.

Named after its first known victim, Karl Fakenheimer. (1802 - 1860)
Rob stayed home all last week with Fakenheimer's Disease but recouperated in time for Homecoming.
by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 28, 2005
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internet disease

A picture of a person who lokks more attractive than they usually are, mostly seen in black or with blurish effects.
Though it may be hard to resist, try not to look at it too hard, or you'll tend to like he or she. (mostly a her)
On myspace some girl looks so hot...
but when I met her at school I threw up in her face...
found out it was internet disease
by Ihavnoname January 3, 2006
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