My boy Matt had a girl cum by work the other day to introduce her son to him. Upon meeting him, he asked “mommy, is this the ‘new daddy’ that asked you to wear your ding-dong panties?”
by FireSteve June 11, 2023
Get the Ding-Dong Pantiesmug. Why is my DING DONG so hard???
by Mr Bleach December 9, 2017
Get the Ding dongmug. Commonly spammed in chess tournament chats when Chinese chess grandmaster superstar Ding Liren play an outstanding line.
by AtomixPrime September 12, 2019
Get the Ding Dongmug. by lettucefetishh July 21, 2023
Get the ding dong wee weemug. by Babispxt August 9, 2022
Get the Ding dong wing wong 9000mug. “Yo! I just had sex!”
“Hey dude, my baby sister is here, cool it.”
“My bad. I just had a ding-dong kitty!”
“Hey dude, my baby sister is here, cool it.”
“My bad. I just had a ding-dong kitty!”
by sumurbendickshinairy February 24, 2021
Get the Ding-dong Kittymug. person 1: it’s not the size of the ding-dong that matters as much as the ability to make good use of the ding-dong you have.
person 2: size matters
person 1: not necessarily. look at chris evans
person 3: chris evans’ ding-dong is big. and he has bde. and he surely knows how to have a good time
person 2: size matters
person 1: not necessarily. look at chris evans
person 3: chris evans’ ding-dong is big. and he has bde. and he surely knows how to have a good time
by smerra December 8, 2021
Get the ding-dongmug.