Top deck

Verb meaning to lift the lid off a toilet cistern and subsequently crap inside. Your shit will go undetected for months, except that each time someone flushes the smell will be released. It gets worse with every pull of the chain as the festering turd decomposes. Try top decking your enemies - it's the gift that keeps on giving.

I hate that jerk! Next time I'm round his house I'm gonna top deck his m*therf*ckin' toilet

by AnthonyH October 19, 2012

Poop Deck

Ass, booty, butt, pooper

Colleen had an awesome poop deck! MOCO wanted to swab her poop deck!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008

upper deck

upper deck- its when u take a crap in the tank of the toilet. it works best in hotels lol..

ppl do this because it stinks really badly and usually the person tht u do it to, wont find out for a while

Sally, don't you dare leave an upper deck in your grandmas toilet.

by amaragallion89 November 21, 2009

super upper deck

When you shit in the tank of a toilet bowl and and take the chain off the hook so the person has to put his/her hand in there to flush, Hence getting there hand covered in shit.

Hey I left and super upper deck in Tom's bathroom.

by Big Johnny boy August 6, 2006

poop deck

A deck on a ship in which you shit on.

I need to use thae poop deck now or else I'll shit my pants.

by Can of Worms November 24, 2006

off deck

Is when some one just does look or act right.

Damn gurl, that one bitch is off deck

by miss cutie pie May 9, 2008

Community Deck

Found playing cards. A deck of cards made up entirely of single, mismatched playing cards found on the street, in bars, on college campuses, in one's neighborhood, etc. Occasionally, a person will do the opposite and leave playing cards around for people to find, perpetuating the hobby.

Today I found a 3 of clubs on the sidewalk. I am one step closer to completing my community deck.

by ScruffyHerbert September 10, 2010