cocks-a-daisy

an unintentional cock block done by a close friend who didn't realize you were about to get your Mack on.

Dustin- "hey girl wanna go to the movies?"

Tony- " ya all of us, including me the third wheel, should go to the movies!"

Girl- " yea we all should!"

Tony- " COCKS-A-DAISY didn't know you were asking her on a date."

by Mr. Splooge April 3, 2010

mary in the dairy

This is a guy who has an insatiable appetite for semen.

I see we have Mary in the Dairy who is blowing every cock available.

by Wordlink May 25, 2018

Ben and Daisy

Daisy and Ben are the cutest and most good looking couple in their year . They would quite literally die for each over . They spend every living second telling each over how much they love each over and how much they want to spend their entire life with each over . Not only are they the prettiest couple but they are also the funniest couple . Besides one another, their main goal in life is to make sure everyone around them are as happy as possible . Despite all of this , they’re not the most popular. Kids make fun of them for speaking in less of a posh accent and get made fun of for not being being as rich and stacked as everyone around them .

“Look , it’s Ben and Daisy , aren’t they so cute together?”

by GassedTomato November 9, 2019

Friends with dairy benefits

When you are friends with someone who works in a dairy department meaning you get the hook up on new products and specialty creamers.

Did you see the new mint cookie creamer that just came out? Good thing Tim and I are friends with dairy benefits so I’ll get some right away.

by Tigerzebra March 3, 2022

the daily show

the most believable news show on T.V

i don't believe anything untill its on the daily show

by jesus June 30, 2004

Dairy Bar

Another word for a Females chest or breast

Wow now thats a nice dairy bar.

by Joel Ramirez April 8, 2007

Dairylea Grand Prix

The biscuit game, but for kids on council estates.

"Awright Kev, want to play Dairylea Grand Prix?"

"Sure thing Wayne! Why, I'll do anything to punish a big company for their short-sighted copywriting. Now get your cock out"

by sarcastnick March 10, 2009