A sexual innuendo-laced phrase coined by The Late Late Show's Craig Ferguson meant to send censors scrambling for a definition.
In an attempt to legitimize Ferguson's not-as-of-yet-dirty phrase, a suggested definition for a beaded curtain is a pierced labia.
In an attempt to legitimize Ferguson's not-as-of-yet-dirty phrase, a suggested definition for a beaded curtain is a pierced labia.
by B.D. Kurtane July 01, 2011
a particular type of male pattern baldness, in which a strip of thinning hair extends from one ear to the other, across the back of the skull
by 1014 November 05, 2007
With great intent, i parted her meat curtains with my cock. Three days later of constand pounding, her meat curtains hung down to her knees. I was proud , and so was my bishop. It was a monu,ental moment in my life, and hers.
by confusious me. April 20, 2016
curtain rain is where the act of opening/closing curtains is months overdue. Leading to opening or closing the curtain, with a shower of dust and dead flies from the rail.
Jan- right I'm off to clean the loft.
Paul- Careful of the curtain rain love.
Jan- *opens curtains* as one of curtain rain's victims.
Paul- Careful of the curtain rain love.
Jan- *opens curtains* as one of curtain rain's victims.
by Nazi Tomato 77 August 23, 2016
by Chairman November 06, 2003
Curtains placed around a bed, usually in a dorm room. They add a feeling of privacy between what is going on in the bed, and what your roommate and/or other people in the room can see,hear,smell,feel etc.
by Bress March 31, 2010
bangs that your crush has
by Jillbeen April 14, 2021