Cucumber

It's basically a dildo. Also a vegetable.

This bitch stuck a Cucumber up Scotts asshole!!

by julianisnotgay September 18, 2019

Cuckstappen

An individual with no rational thought believing max verstappen is their Lord and saviour.

P1: Max is the greatest driver in the history of F1. even senna or Michael don't compare to him.
P2: Leave him, he's just a cuckstappen.

by Tangelo601 December 30, 2021

Cuckster

Noun. a very untidy, non-sophisticated, pigstye girl that is often lazy and is in front of a computer all day long.

Cuckster, get off the computer and clean up your mess!

by Matt Putput July 1, 2007

Dutch Cucumber

A right of passage for boys in both the Netherlands and Pennsylvania, a Dutch Cucumber is when a boy rails their friends mom in the ass while she continuously farts on his dick in order to be considered a man by their community.

I am now a man because I got the Dutch Cucumber from Jake's mom last night.

by ryanjrigel November 28, 2009

Black Caucus

The African- American ritual of the extended morning greeting. It involves a seemingly endless string of platitudes & small-talk around the office coffee machine between the hours of 7:15 AM & 9:30 AM. The instigator is usually a middle-aged black woman (ankle bracelet & mules optional) or an overweight black male with a limp or lazy eye. Others in the workplace are annoyed by extended conversation as it inhibits a productive start to the morning. The downside of not engaging in the black caucus is that you are typically viewed as rude or "not raised right by yo' momma."

Cheryl: "How you doing this morning, Dante?"

Dante: "Good, good. Just trying to, ah, maintain. You know."

Cheryl: "I know, I know. You've got to do what you can do. I'm s'rious."

Dante:"No doubt, no doubt."

Cheryl: "Mm-hmm. That's right."

(This mindless, directionless black caucus can go on for up to 15 minutes.)

by Improv75 June 17, 2009

Cucumber Tits

When one's breasts are shaped like Cucumbers. They are long, hard, and green. I want to put them on a sandwich. Or In a salad. Yum.

Hey Zack! NICE CUCUMBER TITS!
"Thanks"

by McGee-Unit April 6, 2004

cool as a cucumber

Someone with a normal temperature, ie, not a fever.

Kid: "I think I might have a fever... I'm really feeling sick."
Kid's mom: "Let me feel your forehead." (pause) "Nope, cool as a cucumber."

by bandcampgirl183 October 23, 2005