Cocktail

A combination of drugs, usually three or more, for HIV treatment also known as HAART (highly active antiretroviral therapy)

Debbie: So how long you've been positive, Ben?
Michael: Mother?
Debbie: Is just like to know.
Ben: That's ok. I'm fine with that. 5 years.
Debbie: What your T-Cell count?
Ben: Six hundred.
Debbie: Even been hospitalized?
Ben: No not yet. he knocks wood Not would.
Debbie: Viral load?
Ben: Undetectable.
Debbie: On the cocktail?
Ben: Anti-virals.
Michael: What the fuck you think you're doin'?
Debbie: This is the reality, sweetheart. And you're just gonna have to live with it.

by Virg1l July 30, 2009

Alabama cocktail

An Alabama cocktail is when you go behind the shed or to the family barn with a male, blood relative and very slowly undo their pants and jack them off till they are fully erect. Then you proceed to stick their fully erect phallus in your mouth. You swirl their dick in your mouth till its nice and wet, and then gently begin to rim your asshole with it. For the best effect your poop-cutter should be unwashed and freshly used. After getting a fair amount of your excrement on your brother/dad/uncle's pecker, you stick it back in your mouth and suck until they ejaculate.

Alan's mother: Hey Alan, want to go to the barn and give me an Alabama cocktail? I haven't had one since yesterday.

by Lue Anne January 24, 2008

cocktail

when your erect dick (cock) is halfway in your sex partners anus there for looking like they have a cock for a tail

"when i walked in on u and that chick last night it looked like she had the biggest cocktail"

by Brandon Matte January 20, 2008

cocktail baby

An affectionate term for a child born of racially mixed parents.

whilst some would call Lola 'caramel coloured' she was indeed a 'cocktail baby'

by dainish March 24, 2008

Cocktail Lobotomy

Being extremely drunk and being very happy. On the way to blackout city.

"Look at Joe over there, he's drank so much that he's had a cocktail lobotomy"

by Zven January 30, 2009

honeymoon cocktail

This is a sexual act where the male places his penis the female's anus, urinates, and then drinks the urine out of the anus. Works perfectly well for homosexual males also.

On their wedding night, Dick gave Jane a honeymoon cocktail after fucking her silly.

by JODT April 11, 2010

mixed cocktail

when power or battery operated tools are used on a mans nut sac while receiving head.

- Dam dude I didn't know that chick was such a good bartender!

-She isn't a bartender, she works in the book store.

-Well I sure got a buzz from her sucking down my mixed cocktail

by 1 lone monkey June 24, 2010