Crunchy Nose

When someone is all in your business but doesn't want you in theirs....it's a rocky situation.....

Why are you worried about me, but you don't want me I'm your business, with yo crunchy nose.

by Puertoricanesss July 15, 2015

crunchy

a stronger form of cringey

When you're about to give someone a hug and they offer you their hand instead.
That's super crunchyyy!!

by jamilitamili January 28, 2018

crunchy picklicious

a way to describe the most amazing human ever!!

thomas is pretty crunchy picklicious

by fantatastic October 23, 2019

yummy crunchy green

Yummy crunchy green is a delicious dish that is most popular in northwestern Iowa. It's arguably the best food in Iowa, and maybe even globally.

Oh my god dude I love my mom's yummy crunchy green!
Ever since my grandma died, the yummy crunchy green hasn't tasted the same...

My grandma's yummy crunchy green won the contest

by LindaLouis June 7, 2025

Crunchy sandwich de el salv

Is a crunchy food enjoyed by millions around the world. The meals origions are unknown but have been adopted by many countries adopted this easy to come by meal as thier national dish.

You properly enjoy a "crunchy sandwich de el salv" by witnessing someone of higher status eating and approaching them begging for some. They become disgusted upon laying eyes on you groveling on your knees and strike you causing you to fall and get a mouthful of crunchy red clay or dirt depending where you are.

This meal is often paired with a discarded sunbaked waterbottles with condensation inside, or whatever other scraps you can find on the ground.

I asked him for a a crumb of bread but instead he generously gave me a whole crunchy sandwich de el Salv.

by The all knowing I June 16, 2022

crunchy grape

when you stick a grape up your anus and eat it afterwards

Damn David! Those crunchy grapes last night were delicious!

by daddddillydilly February 6, 2018

Crunchy

Used to describe a very awkward situation. Differs from other use of being "all natural" . This use is more "the situation isn't smooth" aka it's crunchy.

Veronica found out Samantha was fucking her husband, it was crunchy to be there when it went down.

by MistaSinista January 11, 2019