crunchy

1: Something that is defined with the sound "crunch"
2: One's underwear after one week of not washing yet not wearing
3: Sweaty socks that have set out for far to long and are stiff
4: The sound of a human head collapsing in

"After several weeks of not wearing them my socks felt quite crunchy as I slipped them on."

by J Tanner Ivy March 10, 2005

crunchy vagina

the female genitals; while vagina is the noun, crunchy is the verb added on to give this "crunchy vagina" its overall meaning; a crunchy vagina consists of when either 1) a girl is ugly thus using the appropriate suffix of the verb 2) you hook up with a nasty male/woman and you know as an outside viewer that their shit is beat 3) any loose or infected genitals

Additional: the word crunch can be replaced for the entire complex word of 'crunchy vagina'; furthermore suffixes and prefixes are permitted to be added on to the replaced word"

"That girl has such a crunchy vagina"

by Chroni what cles of S237 November 17, 2007

crunchy

a verb describing someoen who is mad

stop being so crunchy bitch

by *<] : ) August 21, 2004

cookie cruncher

When a Person's foot comes into sharp contact with the female genitals.

"spread yer legs catriona! prepare to get a cookie cruncher mutha farmer!!!!"

by Hayleyisthesex July 13, 2006

Crunchy Girl

something my mom called me when i called her a boomer. i think sheeant granola girl, but i just went with it.

"ugh you're such a crunchy girl"

by floridas naturals hoe October 25, 2019

crunchy

keeping one's cool in the most trying of times. Etymology: cap'n crunch, the cereal which stays crunchy in milk; it keeps shit mad real. hence, when an individual does not life to get the best of him/her, that person is staying crunchy.

"how you doin today?"
"stayin' crunchy."

by grantaclause December 17, 2007

crunchy

of high quality; excellent

I think Kim is gorgeous and nice. Crunchy for sure!

by wescoe23 June 24, 2008