pigs and cows don't fly

a phrase used to mean "normal and civilized (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.

a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learnt the basics of what electricity is, comes home and tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts screaming at him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs and cows don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?

by Sexydimma February 28, 2012

brownest of cows

Someone who is extremely foul.

Jacob is the brownest of cows, he has not changed his shorts in a week.

by Francis96 October 30, 2012

City of cows

The state of Nebraska

"Have you ever been to the city of cows?"
"No."
"It's a shit hole."

by Big corn December 9, 2017

feed the cows

To get on with your day in a fast manner. If you're in a rush you may use this expression.

Sorry mate can't stop for lunch because I've got to feed the cows.

by Michael Smith April 21, 2018

I smell thirty cows

A feeling of great happiness and hunger

ME:How do you feel
Him:I smell thirty cows
Me:What do you fell like eating
Him:pant

by Kollando February 25, 2018

Let the cows out

Inadvertently or otherwise telling something said in confidence; i.e. "letting the cat out of the bag," or "spilling the beans."

I can't believe you trusted her with your secret; she will always let the cows out!

by Hamfat December 29, 2018

heard of cows

A group of three or more Holsteins dat you wanna know if I've ever been verbally told about.

You: I saw a herd of cows today.
Me: You saw a what?!
You: HERD --- herd of cows.
Me: Of COURSE I've heard of cows --- I wasn't born in a cave or backwoods cabin, y'know!

by QuacksO February 17, 2020