Cougar Cover

The thick layer of concealer worn by middle aged women to hide their age and entice their prey.

Also know as Cougar Camo

Friend1: Check her out, she's hot.

Friend2: Dude, check closer, there's a grandma under all that cougar cover.

by D.J. Double D August 30, 2012

Smooth Cougar

My mom, apparently.

Khufu called my mom a smooth cougar.

by Honeycutt October 6, 2016

cougar con

When a group of middle-age women road trip to a city where they act half their age...specifically at the club.

Hey Bitches, this year Cougar Con 2016 is gonna be in Charleston...clear your schedule and double-down on Spanx.

by Emcata June 24, 2016

Rogue Cougar

This rogue cougar is a woman, who's sexual appetite and lust for men has no bounds. She is quick to single out her prey and make an attack. Many men don't realize what's happening until it's too late. And by then she's satisfied and has discarded her victim. She doesn't travel in a pack but instead hunts alone.

Mike: Hey man where'd you go last night? You disappeared.

Dave: I don't know man! I was talking to this cougar and the next thing I know I woke up at her house.

Mike: Dude! I think you got mauled by a rogue cougar.

by ChuckD_USMC October 20, 2010

Candy Cougar

Any Halloween trick-or-treater who is clearly too old to be asking you for candy. Candy Cougars could be anyone who is legally old enough to have a job, vote, drive a car, is pregnant, and is at your door asking for free candy.

Yeah we had some candy cougars this Halloween. Most of them came after 9pm.

by Brudas November 1, 2010

beer cougar

A sub-class of cougar that tries to get with males under the age of 21 by offering to buy them alcohol.

Guy 1: Dude, where did Jimmy get that beer from? He's still only 12 years old!
Guy 2: Your mom bought it for him. I think she's about to make a move on him. What a total beer cougar!
Guy 1: Poor kid, he never had a chance...

by CHnerd11 July 5, 2011

Grade Cougar

A woman who is romantically, sexually, etc. involved with someone who is at a younger grade then themselves -- typically women named Emilia are in this category

"Oh did you see that senior and her junior boyfriend?

"Yea, she is such a grade cougar"

by abbey09 March 5, 2018