I crack myself up

Regardless of actually being funny or not, a phrase said by someone who finds themselves hilarious, regardless of what anyone else may think.

I love telling Dad jokes, I crack myself up!

by GlazeHer November 3, 2016

crack-head

Someone who is addicted to crack cocaine. A crackhead is usually soemone stupid or someone crazy.

My town consists of mostly 95% crackheads.

by nottellingyou June 25, 2003

crack the pot

When smoking marijuana, the first hit when you pack the pipe or bong also know as the green hit.

yo you can crack the pot, its your bud

by bless da king March 10, 2009

crack ho

A crack head who is also a slut or prositute.

yo that bitch is a fucking crack ho

by Richard Yee May 13, 2005

Crack He-mun

A kind of word that one creates by mixing multiple words up. Usually happens when a person is intoxicated. Derived from drunken sentences.

Should be: There's no such thing as Crack-Heads in the Mariens.

Sounds like: Sno such thang az Crack-Hemun.

Sould be: Let me get a Mango Passion Drink.

Sounds like: Lemme geta Pango Massion Drink.

by MoonCricket February 5, 2004

crack laps

When an indoor cat runs around the house, knocking things over and going completely crazy for no reason. Usually takes place in the middle of the night when the people it owns are trying to sleep.

The only explanation for this behavior is that the cat is on crack. Just like people who are on crack, the cat behaves erratically .

I didn't sleep very well last night because Swiffer and Clorox were running crack laps around the house. I woke up to find where they had knocked over my DVD rack. That must have been the loud crash I heard.

by Madre de los Gatos August 13, 2009

Musical Crack

Musical Crack is a song that gets stuck in your head. When you hear this song you will immediately recognize its awesomeness. Expect to listen to this song for several days without venturing to other songs. This song can bring intense feelings of happiness or ecstasy.

This song is my musical crack I've listened to it for 5 days straight and i haven't listened to any other song.

by Mr.Strike November 15, 2010