Juicy Coochie

Skewed reference to the popular women's urban clothing store, Juicy Couture. Many men cannot pronounce "Couture"...simply calling it "Juicy Coochie(Spanglish slang, for wet vagina)."

"WTF...you paid $95 for a freaking T-shirt, at Juicy Coochie????"

by Dilberto September 3, 2013

coochie poop

A queef that is so intense that a soft bloody white substance shoots out of the vagina, much like poop.

Dude I: I was eating my chick out last night and she coochie pooped all over my face.

Dude II: Shit man, you should have given her the golden doughnut.

by WeedyWally June 5, 2007

Coochie Monkey

A monkey that comes out of a coochie, it's a real thing I swear.

hey, that mother fucker has a coochie monkey. kill her!

by The orange man February 16, 2021

coochie scratcher

A beard or goatie

Your coochie scratcher is scratching the wrong place

by Imaginerful January 12, 2014

Coochie Pickle

Any store bought or homegrown garden variety cucumber that can be used for personal pleasure

The vegetable drawer of the fridge is a great place to store your coochie pickle.

by FDOT February 22, 2017

Coochie Cutter

Choochie cutter: Is when you/someone is wearing tight pants/short pants and it gives you/them a wedgy or camel toe, and it cuts into your cooch.

“Man I have a coochie cutter!”

“Damn girl that sucks, better pick it out”

by Gee2019 August 9, 2019

Coochie Man

An evil spirit that’s dead set on taking the only good enough virgin sacrifice, Baker. He usually appears when his name is chanted 3 times in the dark by a virgin

Person 1: bro coochie man is coming after Baker!

Person 2: bro why!?

Person 3: cause she’s a virgin that’s why!!

by spankeyy October 18, 2020