Juicy Coochie

Skewed reference to the popular women's urban clothing store, Juicy Couture. Many men cannot pronounce "Couture"...simply calling it "Juicy Coochie(Spanglish slang, for wet vagina)."

"WTF...you paid $95 for a freaking T-shirt, at Juicy Coochie????"

by Dilberto September 3, 2013

coochie poop

A queef that is so intense that a soft bloody white substance shoots out of the vagina, much like poop.

Dude I: I was eating my chick out last night and she coochie pooped all over my face.

Dude II: Shit man, you should have given her the golden doughnut.

by WeedyWally June 5, 2007

coochie scratcher

A beard or goatie

Your coochie scratcher is scratching the wrong place

by Imaginerful January 12, 2014

coochie turd

miss behaved child

that coochie turd needs to get his ass kicked

by jalmighty February 4, 2014

Coochie queso

The build up of cheese on a chicks coochie.

"That girl has the freshest coochie queso in town!"

by grape_catAg May 8, 2015

Coochie Cutter

Choochie cutter: Is when you/someone is wearing tight pants/short pants and it gives you/them a wedgy or camel toe, and it cuts into your cooch.

“Man I have a coochie cutter!”

“Damn girl that sucks, better pick it out”

by Gee2019 August 9, 2019

Crumb of Coochie

A crumb of coochie is when you do not have full sexual intercourse with a girl. But you get kissing, making out, grinding, fingering, etc. but no penetration and ejaculation
Thus only a crumb of coochie

Dude 1: We didn’t have full sex last night sadly.
Dude 2: So you only got a crumb of coochie?
Dude 1: Yeah I guess so.

by Coochiecrumb September 28, 2020