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Quality Control Whores

A group of people who have nothing better to do except go around and submit a inanely offensive definition to quality control, using the same boring and uncreative commentary.
"Why are people making up stupid definitions? This sort of stuff does not need to be on UrbanDictionary.com"

-50% of the comments in the quality control section
by Raven October 28, 2004
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Controlling

Presidential- German Nazi wanna be- buys trucks like friends usually seen in big white 4x4's. Short, med or tall. They put an air off(vibe) of better than thou... They prey on people with good hearts, in which they deem a weaker pathetic person. They will be known for interfering with every aspect of ur life when they target you. They will try to get u to drink then ask u to do an errand to have a police waiting on you. They will dominate your thinking, cash flow, they care about number one and they will use up up, then take claim for your hard work and somehow legally have their rears covered even though all formal write ups by their possys will contradict themselves. Sadly THEY never get consequences only those who really loved, devoted or honored them gets the cold road, ruined credit, and yes your character will be smeared ,edited and there's nothing to do, but re-locate, re-locate before they reel u in for more and more cash
Controlling mid-life men who still play game consoles
by Of_course_you_always_first December 27, 2016
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xbox controller

When someones pinner is so small, they can mount their 360 controller, where the hole for the head seat is plugged in.
Wow, his mic must not work, there must be a backup of cum in there! this guy must have fucked his "xbox controller"!
by Anoymous14 August 28, 2009
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BIRTH CONTROL

1)An EXTREMELY RELIABLE technology that mysteriously becomes
less reliable for a woman-the wealthier a man is.
2)An EXTREMELY RELIABLE technology that has been available-in
at least nine different forms to women-for now about
50 YEARS.(There's only two for men:Condom.Vasectomy.)This means nine different forms BEFORE you even
touch abortion or sterilization...But "unplanned"/unwanted
kids still get here.
3)An EXTREMELY RELIABLE technology-available more to women
than men.Yet newsmedia continues to blame men for
irresponsible breeding.Interesting.I've never met a man
who decided when a baby would be born.
SPORTS ANCHOR:"On the day of the draft-the now rich,young QUARTERBACK
found himself served with PATERNITY SUIT papers."

CHICK TO DUDE:"It's okay.I'm on the BIRTH CONTROL pill.My
doctor says I can't get pregnant anyway.I
just want to FEEL you."

SAME CHICK TO GIRLFRIEND 90 DAYS LATER:"I don't know how it
happened.I was'nt planning on this...but I
don't believe in abortion.Sooo..."
by L.MARTIN September 3, 2006
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Crowd Control

Giving a girl such an intense facial that she is knocked back four or more feet. Just like a fire hose on an angry mob.
I saved up for 25 days just to give Samantha a massive Crowd Control.
by Brian H November 6, 2004
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controlling ex boyfriend

A previous boyfriend who obsesses over a past companion and has regular inquiring contact with the ex companion.

The controlling ex boyfriend asks where you are, where you've been, why you cant come over and/or hang out, why you cant stay the night, who you've been hanging out with. The controlling ex boyfriend might not believe you when you tell him anything...he's always suspicious that you're not being honest even when you're being completely or brutally honest. He may demand you spend the night and when you tell him you cannot (for whatever reason....its truly none of the controlling ex boyfriend's business), no matter what you tell him....he suspects you're lying and have other plans....most likely hookup plans with someone else.
Controlling ex boyfriend: where are you?

The victim boyfriend or girlfriend: im at work...i picked up a double shift today.

Controlling ex boyfriend: really? because i asked your coworker and she said you didnt work until later today

The victim boyfriend or girlfriend: well,......like i said i picked up a double shift

Controlling ex boyfriend: all i've ever asked from you is the truth

The victim boyfriend or girlfriend: im at work...sorry you think im elsewhere

Controlling ex boyfriend: (calls the victim boyfriend's work just to make sure he/she is actually at work)
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by Finally Free! April 11, 2010
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quality control

The process of eliminating definitions that don't actually define a word, define names, or are posts that belong in a forum instead of urbandictionary. Only intelligent people should take part in quality control.
Many people try do delete good definitions, but quality control keeps them.
by Mike February 7, 2005
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