Conservative

The political party that saves the United States from the brain disorder that is liberalism.

the conservative party wants to keep the US the world power. what do the liberals want?

the liberals want to take my money, that i worked hard to get, to give to that drug addict on the street who dropped out of high school in 9th grade at the age of 18.

the liberals want to protect the deer in alaska so we don't drill in ANWR for oil that we need. (they don't want us taking the foriegn oil. so where should we get it?) the tundra is like a 4000 square mile frozen parking lot. i don't think the deer will mind.

the liberals want to take 2 equally qualified high school graduates and put the black one in a college because he's black. wow, we've really come a far way in civil rights.

the liberals want to pull the troops out of the middle east. Newsflash, they attacked us first, like Pearl Harbor. Should we just sit idly by and get attacked again? No, these people will stop at nothing to kill all Americans. Somehow they forget that.

liberals, sit back, leave the adults in charge please.

by fngh October 17, 2006

conservatism

1) A psychological condition in which an individual's inability to deal with the existential anxiety of knowing life can be lived more freely and fully manifests as a set of political beliefs.

2) A conscious effort to prevent progress.

1) Monday night football, Wednesday night church, Friday night sitcoms: these were the ideals that stood tall in Karl's mind as he waddled into the ballot box.

2) "Intelligent design applies to social Darwinism too." said George, as he signed another bill in the proud spirit of his father's conservatism.

by Rufus Billingsworth December 18, 2005

Social conservative

Another term for theocratic fascist. Social conservatives tend to be fundamentalist Christians and right wing Republicans. They want their own version of morality to be enforced through legislation. Most of them hate gays, "liberals" (which are defined as anyone who supports personal freedom or redistribution of wealth) and non-Christians. They support prayer and Bible reading in public schools and the scientific FACT of evolution to be replaced by their own creation myth. Most of them have never read a biology text book and so they often butcher was evolution really is in favor of their own straw man arguments. They usually don't believe in Global warming, In addition they think it is the job of the United State's military to bomb and occupy Muslim countries to protect Israel, even though most Israelis do not want our help and generally believe we are making the situation worse. Not all Republicans are social conservatives and their are exceptions to this generalization

George W. Bush is a social conservative who for the first time in 50+ years allowed employers to discriminate on the basis of religious beliefs. W lied to the American people and started a war in Iraq on false premises. He butchered civil liberties and the bill of rights with the so-called "Patriot" Act.

by Ron Paul (Not really) July 11, 2011

Conservatard

People holding stupid political and philosophical beliefs.

Rush Limbaugh, KING of the conservatards

by Yesanything July 27, 2016

Socially conservative

Not looking for a good time

Unfun

Leonard wouldn't go out with us last night, he is too socially conservative.

by AllAroundAwesomePerson December 1, 2009

conservative

People who hate liberals.

"I'm a conservative and I hate liberals." - Joe

by caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa September 14, 2017

Conservation of Effort

Doing the most amount of work in the least amount of time, using the least amount of effort.

Guy1 "Dude how does that guy get straight A's while doing almost no work?"

Guy2 "Idk, he probably uses the conservation of effort"

Guy1 -"Damn, i should start using that too"

by g.d.t. April 8, 2011