Dashboard Confessional

verb describe a musician who gives himself a band name despite clearly being a solo act.

"So, what's this Nine Inch Nails band all about?"
"See, it's this guy Trent Reznor..."
"Wait, it's just one guy?"
"Yeah."
"He dashboard confessionaled? What a lame-o. I hate him already."

by cegriffin June 20, 2005

The Taxi-Cab Confession

When you and your lucky lady (Who must be wearing a skirt) Get into a taxi, after giving her an Alabama Hotpocket... The cabby will notice the smell of sex and poo, and once you get to where you need to be... (Hopefully somewhere with a shower!) You get her to stand infront of the car while you lean in and tell the cabby you have a confession.. when he asks what, she shakes the shit out of her nappy ass poon and you run away! The Cabby might even forget to make you pay!"

"Me and Monica totally pulled the taxi-cab confession last night on this dumb paki!"

by EJG1234 April 7, 2009

fatty confusion

What fat people who try to lose weight get when they can't lose weight. A state of confusion, anger, and self pity. People with this disorder will despise fit people and sometimes even cry at night - some however just don't look into the reasons why they're not losing weight and complain, often giving the excuse "I have really slow metabolism" or something like that. Fatty confusion is 99% of the time primarily due to lack of knowledge on how to lose weight but in some cases people actually do have very slow metabolism or other disorders which prevent them from having an ordinary or low body fat level.

1. ...and then we departed and I went to the check out line and the clerk was like "OMG WHY!? WHY? WHY SO MANY EGGS!?" and I"m liek "its not that much it'll last me like 2-3 days tops" and she's liek "wha!? why? WHY SO MUCH WHY DO YOU EAT SO MUCH!?" and I"M like "well I'm trying to put on weight" and she's liek "your trying to put on weight yet you buy fat free cheese?" I'm like "I wanna put on good weight not fat weight" and ramein happens to be right next to me in the same check out line with his mom and is like "lean body mass..... you definitly know what your doin you put on a SHITLOAD of size.. and I mean ALOTTTT of size since I remmeber you first started lifting.." and his mom looks at me and goes "oh no another one.." and I"m liek "what?" and she's liek "its so hard living with him he eats so much!" and I"M liek "hahaha ya so do I he really eats alot?" and she's like "TONSSSSS!! he doesn't stop!" and the clerk was like cuase she was really fat and didn't undedrstnad why this kid ate so much and his body fat was so low..... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! - Taken from the memoirs of ReSpAwN DeMoN
2. That bitch gave me the fatty confusion look and tried to act all "ive got a more important job than you" on me.

by brendan November 21, 2004

Confession

A confession is a way to admit something, make known something, repent, and every other term one might use. If I were asked what it meant to me, it would be something that takes a massive amount of courage. It is something that you let out of your chest. So if you ever come across this...

There are words that I can’t tell you, and I am sorry for being incapable of telling them. I want to tell you about the lingering thoughts that wrap me at night, how some shatter me to pieces and how some make me realize how much I like you. There are a lot of things I want to forget, there are a lot of moments that I wish I could change… but you were never one of them. I want to tell you about my happiest days and I want to tell you about the days when I was torn. I want to tell you that it’s you that I write those songs about, and yet, they are too obvious. I want to scream my feelings for you… but I cannot risk this. I cannot risk what we have. I simply can’t build up the courage to tell you. I want to apologize for making you doubt yourself, it was never my intention. If I have to repeatedly remind you of how you will always be worth it, I would, because you are. I want you to know that you have never done anything to hurt me or make me feel unwanted. I never wanted to send this letter, I swore to myself I’d wait until it fades. Seeing you happy makes my heart melt, and after all the tears that I shed, I’m glad to have witnessed it all. I’m glad that I got to know you. Wherever this leads us, I want you to know that you truly are a remarkable person. Don’t be too hard on yourself in the long run, I see a bright future ahead of you. Please learn to forgive yourself and never bottle up your emotions for our sake. In this confession, I confess: I love you, Yellow.

by vivi.trvly May 20, 2022

confusional

To be confusing, or to confuse some one

This letter may be confusional but bare with me

by CoffeeMonkey February 15, 2006

Confusion

When that girl you met at the bar takes her pants off and she has a dick

You can imagine my confusion when she whipped out a dick!

by Bobber62 April 18, 2019

Friday confusion

1 When you wake up at 7am and need to get down to the bus stop. Then you see your friends in a convertible and are faced with the choice of kickin in the front seat or sitting in the back seat.

2 The act of forgetting the days before and after Friday.

1 Rebecca: Which seat can i take?

Person: she has friday confusion

2 Rebecca: yesterday was Thursday. today it is Friday. tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterward.

Person: We all know you are a confused child.

by livilessthen3 April 16, 2011