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condom jus 

The spermicidal fluid or other lubrication coating a condom.
Yuck, I tried to put a condom on and got condom jus all over my hands.
condom jus by phatteus June 3, 2008

Condom Jouster 

Lets go to the beach and watch the condom jousters.
Condom Jouster by Flanstraw2 October 16, 2008

condom race 

a specific type of three legged race.
Tommy lost the condom race and was unable to use his third leg for the second leg of the sex triathlon.
condom race by nomorehome October 21, 2008

Condom crapper 

When someone gets ass fucked and the condom on the man's dick comes off inside the partner's ass... Then the partner has to shit out said condom
Ahhh... Ahhhh!!!! Oh shit the condom came off!!! Get it out!! Shit it out I'm not reaching in there! (shitting noises) hahahahhahahah your a condom crapper
Condom crapper by Will108 October 16, 2012

Condom-plated 

When someone means to say contemplated but has a dick in their mouth.
He condom-plated going to the store....*suck* *suck*
Condom-plated by S. Shizzle September 2, 2013

Condom Pants 

A special condom that are the size of pants
"You slept with Jill?! Dude I hope you wore condom pants she's got the herp".
Condom Pants by Mikeyslime September 5, 2013