Conchita

Mexican mother figure who has her/his chancla ready to whip out whenever you deserve it

Conchita has been on my ass lately

by hms May 31, 2018

Inaccurate Conception

The act of God impregnating Joseph instead of Mary

God-"Shit dude, look what I did, Joseph just looked more appealing."
Mary-"What the hell."
God-"I'm gonna betch slap you, shit bag."
Mary-"Okay"
God-"...It was just some inaccurate conception... NOT!"

by Koniliza Rise February 7, 2007

Conception

The act of conning a con-man, who is conning a con-man, who is conning a con-man, etc.

Person 1: "Yo dawg, I heard you like cons..."

Person 2: "Yes! I love conception!"

by 6*9=42 January 5, 2013

Concert Band

Twenty times better than Marching Band.

We have Concert Band rehersal today.

by Band Geek February 3, 2003

Concerta

PLUG THAT SHIT!!!!! GET JACKED THE FUUUUUUCK UP!!!! YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH ITS LIKE DRINKING 50 FUCKIN MONSTERS ON STEROIDS.

I shoved some concerta up my ass and got JACKED THE FUCK UP

by Chicken Dick Little September 21, 2019

concert girlfriend

A girlfriend that acts really lame at events that her boyfriend brings her to. (Concerts, of course, are the most common event for this to occur at).

(At a Parkway Drive concert):
Lisa: Can we leave early? All this loud music is giving me a migraine and people keep bumping into me.
Tom: Ah, quit being such a concert girlfriend.

by ihatebuffering March 22, 2011

conceited hoe

like a regular hoe, only this hoe thinks they are better than the other hoes & so acts like she's above them.

That conceited hoe won't talk to the rest of us because she thinks she's better...
Why??
Just because she sucked to dicks at once last night

by wordswilldefineme November 18, 2015