Commode Polio

When you sit on the commode too long and your ass and/or legs go to sleep.

I've been sitting here for 45 minutes waiting on this monster turd, now I have a raging case of commode polio.

by firerescue127 August 29, 2010

Commod-titties

An attractive set of boobs of high value that belong to a girl who is not very attractive.

She's a butterface, but those commod-titties sure do make up for it!

by Dumpology November 11, 2010

commoilet

A cross between the words commode and toilet. Commonly used when you have to shit really bad...so bad you can't think clearly.

Cory: ♪ MAYBE IT'S TIME TO CHANGE ♫...la la la la la

*flush* *flush* *flush*

Tyler: DUDE...get off the fuckin commoilet before I shit everywhere!!!

by squatdaddy November 14, 2011

Common Nonsense

Common nonsense is every member of society's basic ability to perceive, understand, and judge things in a nonsensical way that is shared by, thus common to, nearly everyone and can reasonably be expected of nearly all people without need for debate.

Because "aspartame," the chemical used to sweeten most chewing gums, is made from laboratory-created bacteria shit, chewing gum, as popular as it is, and as cool as some younger people think it is, is a manifestation and an infestation of common nonsense in the nation.

by but for October 21, 2017

Common Nonsense

Common nonsense is every member of society's basic ability to perceive, understand, and judge things in a nonsensical way that is shared by, thus common to, nearly everyone and can reasonably be expected of nearly all people without need for debate.

Because "aspartame," the chemical used to sweeten most chewing gums, is made from laboratory-created bacteria shit, chewing gum, as popular as it is, and as cool as some younger people think it is, is a manifestation and an infestation of common nonsense in the nation.

by but for October 21, 2017

commit to su

To commit to Suicide University

This bitch is annoying as fuck imma bout to commit to SU

by Sokka476 June 2, 2018

Common sense

Something that a lot of people don't have or had but now lost it as of the 21st century after people like Lil Pump became famous and Lil Tay

When someone fails to use their brain and they don't understand the simplest things and then they check that it's 2018 and they shrug it off because it's now normal to not have common sense

Grandma: Look at how fat you've become

Me: Nigga look at you

by DingoAteMyKids October 12, 2018