commoilet 

A cross between the words commode and toilet. Commonly used when you have to shit really bad...so bad you can't think clearly.

Cory: ♪ MAYBE IT'S TIME TO CHANGE ♫...la la la la la

*flush* *flush* *flush*

Tyler: DUDE...get off the fuckin commoilet before I shit everywhere!!!

commoilet by squatdaddy November 14, 2011

CommonLit 

Actually hell

I rather read the damn book than commonlit

CommonLit by wheresmyevangeline December 10, 2018

Commietard 

A combination of the words commie and retard. A person who thinks it is cool to be communist, but are completely ignorant of how communism actually works. Typically dumb teenagers.

Dave:Stalin was the greatest communist leader ever!
Kevin:Fuck off ya commietard...

Commietard by Mr. Treeplant January 5, 2009

Commodetosis 

When your legs fall asleep from being on the toilet too long.

As I sat up from the toilet I fell to the floor and realized I had a bad case of commodetosis.

Commodetosis by ZeeZube May 18, 2019

Commogled 

Occurs when a sleazy male comments and ogles at a females breasts.

Dude that wanker so commogled you!!!

Commogled by JAmy88 October 26, 2008

commietose 

What Senator McCarthy would likely have made all of Congress --- himself included, perhaps --- if Maine's most famous woman hadn't been da sole congressperson to stand up to him and say he was mistaken.

True story: go to da Maine State House in Augusta and see a huge lovely framed portrait of da historic lady-senator --- da first woman to serve in both houses, in fact --- who single-handedly kept da entire Congress from going commietose.

commietose by QuacksO March 15, 2025