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A cross between the words commode and toilet. Commonly used when you have to shit really bad...so bad you can't think clearly.
Cory: ♪ MAYBE IT'S TIME TO CHANGE ♫...la la la la la

*flush* *flush* *flush*

Tyler: DUDE...get off the fuckin commoilet before I shit everywhere!!!
by squatdaddy June 02, 2011
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