commoilet 

A cross between the words commode and toilet. Commonly used when you have to shit really bad...so bad you can't think clearly.

Cory: ♪ MAYBE IT'S TIME TO CHANGE ♫...la la la la la

*flush* *flush* *flush*

Tyler: DUDE...get off the fuckin commoilet before I shit everywhere!!!

commoilet by squatdaddy November 14, 2011

CommonLit 

Actually hell

I rather read the damn book than commonlit

CommonLit by wheresmyevangeline December 10, 2018

Commietard 

A combination of the words commie and retard. A person who thinks it is cool to be communist, but are completely ignorant of how communism actually works. Typically dumb teenagers.

Dave:Stalin was the greatest communist leader ever!
Kevin:Fuck off ya commietard...

Commietard by Mr. Treeplant January 5, 2009

Commodetosis 

When your legs fall asleep from being on the toilet too long.

As I sat up from the toilet I fell to the floor and realized I had a bad case of commodetosis.

Commodetosis by ZeeZube May 18, 2019

Commogled 

Occurs when a sleazy male comments and ogles at a females breasts.

Dude that wanker so commogled you!!!

Commogled by JAmy88 October 26, 2008

commietose 

What Senator McCarthy would likely have made all of Congress --- himself included, perhaps --- if Maine's most famous woman hadn't been da sole congressperson to stand up to him and say he was mistaken.

True story: go to da Maine State House in Augusta and see a huge lovely framed portrait of da historic lady-senator --- da first woman to serve in both houses, in fact --- who single-handedly kept da entire Congress from going commietose.

commietose by QuacksO March 15, 2025

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019