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Colon Crockpot

When two humans shove random small bits of food up there anus and let it mix with feces then engage in intercourse anally to mix the pot and then eat it.
That orgy was divine did you eat any of the colon crockpot?, i heard it was the best.
by Greyhippieman November 1, 2019
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colonizer's hangover

an expression, thought, idea or behavior that exists or is upheld as a remanant of past colonial beliefs. These are sometimes not concious acts but instead may come as a "slip" into formerly held ideas from the speaker's society.
-ugh, i am so embarassed of my accent, i don't want to talk to anyone at this party.

-girl! come on now, get over that colonizer's hangover. dont't let yourself feel shame for where you come from!
by soquetemojado January 26, 2024
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kickstand colonic

When u crash while riding or stunting on some two wheeled vehicle,and u wind up with said vehicle's(or another vehicle's) kickstand in your butt.
He landed that stunt 20 times while practicing,but crashed and got a kickstand colonic in front of 5000 people attending the Extreme BMX semi-finals.
by ThrashMtlManiac March 24, 2019
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Colon breath

A description of when someone farts (colon burps)
Would you please stop farting? I am tired of smelling your colon breath. Would please tell your colon to stop burping!
by Mrslady78 November 9, 2019
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Swiss Colon

A colon that regularly produces a poopy every day at the same time without fail.

Like a swiss watch, a Swiss Colon cranks out a doogie with tremendous timing precision.
Blair: Dude, every morning you head to the John at the same time, with newspaper in tow.

Mark: I've got a Swiss Colon. It arrives every day on time, at 9:22 precisely.

Blair: Swiss Colon. It's a gift of consistency.

Mark: Ja.
by Buffman6651 March 1, 2018
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colon lock

(1) Internal intestine erruption due to the instant tightning of the anus. This deadly virus has been known to strike fags, bullshitters, jack-asses, dumb-assess, and assholes world-wide. But the most common cause is that fucking bitch debby.

(2) The locking of the anus intentionally to prevent any unwanted items from entering or escaping. Normally used in conjuction with a jerksqueeze or the lock-n-pop.
(1) It was determined that Bob, after all that shit talk, was infected with colon lock and would die a pretty shitty death.

(2) Colon lock is a widly used technique in prison and has been known to reduce the risk of gayness.
by whitestrips April 28, 2008
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