Cock

Rooster, an adult male chicken

Mrs Montana has 2 cocks that urinate on her body for joy!!!

by PolNOter March 2, 2020

Cock

A term coined by the Canadian Forces, mainly used to describe a hard experience and/or when being ordered by higher ranking member to do something unpleasant or physically demanding.

This exercise is just cock.

Sgt Guy is all about cocking the soldiers.

I don't like being cocked around by some guy who doesn't know what he is doing.

by 121345 August 26, 2013

Cock

A guys big cock meat in ur mouth

*choking* omg oliver ur cock meat is so huge!!!

by OliverIsAFag April 20, 2023

Cock

The thing between your balls fucking retard

My Cock is so huge

by Naruto1007 January 25, 2021

Cock

The thing that is attached to your body

Let me see your pet cock it is a chicken dirty minded people

by Dartrix October 5, 2021

cocked

To cock someone is to telephone them, wait for them to answer, say or shout the word 'cock' and then hang up. When this happens, you have been 'cocked'. The practice was made popular in the UK by the hit comedy series 'The Office', in which the hapless Gareth would regularly be cocked by Tim and Dawn.

Nojworth: We haven't cocked Gary lately
MacDaddy: No, lets do it! (phones Gary)
Gary: (answers phone) Hello?
MacDaddy: COCK! (hangs up)
Nojworth and MacDaddy laugh hysterically
Gary: (annoyed) Great. I've just been cocked.

by Nojworth July 20, 2006

Cock

To get fucked over, overworked, be made to do bullshit jobs, to be unnecessarily miserable. Also used as "the cock", or to be "cocked".

"Holy shit, I have to work on the weekend again, but the boss's buddy dosen't? This is cock!"

"Fucking dammit, we just got cocked with a double shift!"

"For fuck sake, we have to stay at work for another 3 hours? Why do we keep getting the cock?"

by Rageaholic June 12, 2007