Candy coated turd

THE FORBIDDEN M&M

Do I really need to add more sentences here? I don't? Ok ur a candy coated turd

by BroCraftLOL March 24, 2023

Hemoglobin Semen Coat

The result of having sex with a woman on her period.

Damn, I wanted to fuck my wife last night but she was on her period. Wasn’t on the mood for a hemoglobin semen coat.

by unDURYEAted October 10, 2018

Chocolate-Coated Banana

The sexual act of performing anal sex, and pulling out after you cum to find your dick is covered in a thick layer of shit.

Boyfriend: Oh no babe! You gave me the chocolate-coated banana! (Runs to the bathroom)

by obsidianmoon February 10, 2021

coat hanger abortion

something going so wrong it can only be described as such

The doctor cut an artery during my vascetomy surgery...what a coat hanger abortion that was.

by Byrddoggg September 21, 2006

Chocolate coated ginger

A ginger that's dyed their hair brown

usually still has the telltale signs of gingervitis even after dying their hair

You heard? Morgan's dyed his hair!
What colour?
*sniggers* BROWN!
Oh dear... Chocolate coated ginger

by Sharny June 16, 2008

a fool in a trench coat

Describes a person whose abilities are being overestimated

Person: "Hey, can you help me with my math? You seem like you know what you're doing".

Fool: "Oh no, sorry, I'm just a fool in a trench coat". I know nothing".

or

Person: "How is that person so smart? They know everything??!!!"
Grump: "Please! They're just a fool in a trench coat. They have no idea what they're doing".

by I'm really stressed out rn October 16, 2017

Pull someones coat

Informing,Giving information

My partner said I should Pull someones coat about the new store down the street.

by eniobob September 1, 2013