clown school

a place to go to get your clown credentials

1, that moron must have graduated from clown school 2, hurry up you don't want to be late on your first day of clown school, you're the teacher.

by kenner63 October 5, 2010

clown whore

A prostitute or slut (or any woman really), donning make-up to such extremes so as to render her face a likeness to that of a circus clown's. Generally this would involve lots of of vibrant eyeshadow, blush and lipstick.

The Red Light District and Las Vegas, for example, is full of clown whores

by Clown Pimp July 31, 2009

Clown Blower

One who consistently and prominently displays a "white o-ring" around one's mouth after brushing one's teeth. Thus, it appears that one has sucked a circus clown's white-face-painted penis.

Han brushed his teeth and, failing to rinse the excessive toothpaste from his mouth, formed a white ring of paste residue surrounding his lips. It looked like Han had just finished giving Bozo the beloved-white-face-painted Clown a mean BJ. Han was a clown blower.

by Getinda Kayj-Bich April 23, 2008

tears of a clown

A phrase used to describe a person who appears joyful and chipper around people but is actually emotionally distraught. Usually this results from heartbreak or a severely stubbed toe.

Johnny: Have you heard Al's joke about his last ex!!!?
Betty: It's funny! But I'm sure he hides the tears of a clown.
Johnny: ...Betty your such a frikin downer.

by Ejizelator March 2, 2016

Zombie Clown

the two scariest things ever conceived by man. Zombies, and Clowns.

If a zombie outbreak occured at a circus, you'd be fucked. You'd have to deal with a Zombie Clown. Or Worse; Zombie CLOWNS.

by Paddy O'Mally May 28, 2008

sucko the clown

A narcissistic and incompetent person in a leadership position who habitually lies to superiors, brags to peers, and threatens subordinates. A Sucko the Clown is usually diaganosed as psychopathic during a mental health evaluation.

Sucko the Clown completely botched the last print job, blamed it on the new hire, bullied the crew to keep quiet about it, and then boasted all through the staff meeting about his abilities and expertise.

by '52 Broadcaster September 22, 2006

Circus Clown

A sexual act. Right as you are finishing a guy off with an old fashioned hand job, unknowingly aim it toward him so he ejaculates on his face. This can be paired with a red clown nose or by doing a "honk honk" motion afterwards for the full effect.

As John was approaching climax from receiving the best hand job ever, Veronica secretly put on a red clown nose and circus clown'ed him at the perfect moment.

by randomuser815 February 27, 2015