clambert

someone who is silly funny AP GOVT&French-stupid adventurous curious and romantically love-crazy; the entity of awesome-ness, the epitome of nerd; the middle ground between extreme bitchitude and weak wimpy-ness, ASSERTIVE!; the musically amazing one; GOLDY'S ACAPELLA GIRL FOR LIFE! ; the cross b/t a friendly midget (physics-lover) and a tall giant (clueless-in-everything); one who cant dance to save ANYones life, someone boobylicious and model worthy; weirdo to the max; an I's-a speak-a italiano JAP; a cute but NOTbrown-blond; the perfect Mrs. Chen-ington/Jordan-bergstein; one who has nothing better to do in AP Calc than pass notes to her best friend WHO SITS right next to her, basically a failure in life; the QCC bum major; the cam-whoring lady in lovely, a city-loving NYU-CU college gal; divine entity who is fo' sho definitely NOT-IKE! ;)

That girl is such a clambert!

by Tiger Lily Lion December 14, 2010

mitch clem

Punk rock webcomic writer. Also slang for "Elitist punk rock dick."

"He said the local band sucked just because they were interesting and different. What a Mitch Clem."

by Wayne Talbot April 22, 2008

clemente

Italian for calm.
German for unusually small penis
Also a dick

Hey bob, did you see the guy's
clemente..
Yeh, it didn't have anything on my 2inches..

by Anonymous2488888888888 June 7, 2011

clambake

Smoking large amounts of marijuana with many people in an enclosed space, for example, a closet or walk-in cooler.

Clambake in my closet at 0400.

by Doctress Julia July 11, 2005

Clebe

An alien made of cubes from the popular game "Cube Field".
Commonly associated with anger and/or rape.

"Man! i got wrecked by that clebe!"

by Metalhead165 December 8, 2012

cleme

a synonym for vagina

Lick my cleme clean!

by cbarbs99 May 14, 2015

Clementine

The most funny French man who is incredibly good looking and a master of the intercourse with females

Oh my god are you clementine

by Mathewmathias June 8, 2018