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Cooking Class

A last resort. Trying to do something fun to save a failing marriage or relationship. Commonly confused with Ballroom Dancing
You: I've prepared something fun, Quirky and out of the box but still fun!

Her: I can't wait, what is it?

You: A cooking class!!!!
Her: Our relationship is doomed.
by Jpdeasy813sy February 17, 2022
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Chemistry Class

the worst 50 minutes of what i'm sure is everybody's day, the teacher is a damn fascist and he smells like an AA meeting

you get to learn about such worthwhile and useable topics in everyday life such as... the mass of an atom, or, OR *gasp*... THE NUMBER OF ELECTRONS IN LITHIUM!

the worst part about chemistry class is that its out of the way of literally every other class, you gotta walk for 40 years in the desert to get to the god damn class, expect many tardies.
I want to cut my Chemistry Class teacher's penis off so that his now- upheld offspring dont have to put up with his shit
by Punchy_207 September 28, 2022
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Class Bracket

The level one fits in pertaining to the Social, Spiritual and Economic Hierarchy of Human Beings.
Think of each class as a credit score. Individually they equal a result, but it's the combined average that counts.
ie: In the time of Jesus Christ's lifespan, he had a Class Bracket score of 600/1000 due to his high spiritual and social scores, but is dropped down significantly in the average because of his low economic score. Granted, he didn't care for money, but with it his influence could have been immediate, instead of hundreds of years later.
by JordanTheDollarBill November 3, 2011
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listen in class

Code word for "masturbating". Best used to ask someone who doesn't know what it means to get a funny answer.
Person: do you listen in class?
Unsuspecting victim: why yes, i listen in class everyday, especially to Mr. Herpderp.
by piggyninjas August 3, 2012
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Fart class

An exceedingly easy University/College/High school class in which the hardest part of the class is to hold in your farts during lectures.
Dude I got an A+ on my Underwater basket weaving class without cracking a book. What a Fart class!
by Roachey15 September 28, 2009
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awkward class

A class that teaches those who wish to be rejected by society (ie:homeschoolers) to be completly and utterly awkward. It is at these akward classes where they learn how to talk like Ozzy Osbourne, walk like Micheal Jackson, sing like Jonny Cash, and many other ridiculous actions.
Guy: (leans in very close) Are you busy on Saturday
Other Guy: You- you want me to come with you to awkward class?
by dontevenbother654 June 2, 2011
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go to class

Something Uncreative (male predominantly) high school seniors say as a “funny” response to any lower class students They themselves are trying to fuck.
(See’s freshman talking to her friends in the morning.) senior male internally: “I cannot fathom a better response right now I better use the safe one” hey Sarah! Go to class! Boy did I show her.
by Pen name jones November 26, 2019
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