Chooser

someone who chooses when and when not to hang out with you or when someone only talks to you for beneficial reasons

" That girl a chooser "

by Johnathon Banks May 19, 2017

chowder head

What's up?

Hey, Chowdo Head, man!

by Alloran Shanara November 3, 2003

clammy chowder

When one eats a handfull of shmagma from under the foreskin of a friend, then regurgitates it into the vagina of a woman, and proceeds to use it as lube while performing intercourse. (Also can be used during anal sex)

Last weekend, after marissa and I ate dinner, I took her back to my place and john and I made her some clammy chowder...

by Tom Soler December 9, 2011

chowder box

Anyone, under the influence of disco jam, who beleives in any way that his/her babbling conversation will be remembered or carried out the day after.

Did you see Benny, he was so chowder boxed out, that he could'nt decide which important fact he wanted to express at last night's spectacular performance.

by fuckerIdid April 30, 2003

chooser

noun.

A person who has choices and chooses, regardless of limitations.

antonym: beggar

excl. after a person chooses, "Chooser!"

"Did you see Daryll pick that paint color? What a chooser."

by BrownBearCreamBear March 5, 2016

chowder puff

Dried ball of cum.

If you leave your jizz out to dry, sometimes it will turn into a chowder puff.

by chowder puff creator April 9, 2003

Chowder Dogs

Individuals who lap up gossip to waste time in the workplace.

Cut the crap 'chowder dogs' and get back to work!

by Nivag Thig October 26, 2007