When you fuck a girl in the anus and then procede to shit on a cucumber and use it as as a dildo and then receive an atomic bumpkin and finish off with an angry pirate. Then procede to metal Dan their mother. And finish off with a pink sock.
by Sowowdoge July 25, 2016

by wildbill333 January 31, 2015

Made like chili with beef, only substitute severed clitoris’ in place of the beef. A midwestern spin on a Tex-mex favorite.
by RickyPacific September 19, 2020

When you're mid-shit and realize there is no toilet paper.
by Mrrobot September 9, 2016

by no chili dogs for me November 3, 2009

The act of taking your best friends cat, skinning it, and then applying it to a bought or home made chili mix. Serves 2-4 depending on size of cat.
by Josh Reray December 14, 2008
