Jerking off onto Lucky Charms

Being at your rock bottom living in your office closet, jerking off with a limp dick and the cum lands in a pile of cereal dust that you had dropped two days ago.

Hey! Have you seen Bob lately?
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.

by Oreosgirlfriend November 8, 2020

Charming loop

A charming loop is another name for ones butthole

I could seduce him with my charming loop

I’d let him in my charming loop

by Bruceybogg September 26, 2021

Charm

•The most beautiful girl you could meet . Sweet , caring , funny , loud , smart , slow , one of the greatest person you could ever meet , she's loyal, shows emotion, acts like she doesn't care because inside she's hurting

•she has a bubble butt . and is a great singer ,she’s also a fucking psycho and will knock a bitch out if needed

“Damn bro ,Who That”

“Bro ,That’s Charm She Bad”

by Omgitsstace August 29, 2018

I've got charm comin' out of my ass

An expression used by a charming/cute human being, of course i'm not talking about YOU (the reader of this post)

Person 1: "So... Have you asked that girl out yet?"
Not the reader: "Yeah, and she said yes!"
Not the reader: "What can I say? I've got charm comin' out of my ass"

by Honestly_iForgor July 6, 2023

Upchucky Charms

1) The result of deciding it's a good idea to eat Lucky Charms as drunk-food.

2) A Technicolor Yawn that's magically delicious.

Dude! You just drank 15 beers and now you're hungry and eating Lucky Charms? You're about to have an Upchucky Charms experience!

Did you see the rainbow in that Technicolor Yawn? Yeah, that was definitely an Upchucky Charms moment!

by UpChuckyCharms2 June 17, 2013

Uniquely Charming

I didn't say this two days ago. The guy with 128 PhDs isn't making a reference to the thing I said in front of the only person who knows about my "monk with rosary beads". I'm clearly a paranoid schizophrenic. That's what's happening here. I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and the thing that is happening isn't happening. I just think it's happening.

Hym "Yes, I'm clearly a paranoid Schizophrenic. Just a uniquely charming paranoid schizophrenic Nianfo Buddhist monk with rosary beads.... Yep... That's what's happening..."

by Hym Iam July 5, 2022

egg-charmed

A person that has hopelessly fallen in love with an eggie.

It took me a while to realize that I had already been egg-charmed by her.

by Dspeedster August 5, 2021