Carson Albert

A name that only fat ahh dudes have. They have a 90% chance of having autism and not being able to spell. They can’t pull either.

Carson Alberts swears he gets play at the functions.

by Bigpapa7 September 18, 2023

carson dueck

A child who doesn't under stand English

"Gosh, you're such a Carson Dueck"

by Jube Jube September 12, 2017

carson blackwood

A sexy body with abs and a 12 feet Dick and is rinch and a gang leader that will soon take over the world

It's Fucking Carson Blackwood Nigga

by judies brown June 15, 2017

Carson

Carson is a very special boy. Not physically, but mentally. He likes to goon for multiple hours especially when the gooning takes place within his family.

I heard Carson was gooning with his mother for 10 hours last night!

by Jiggly bob October 13, 2023

Carson

Carson, A man that will have you head over heals. He is so funny. He normally doesn't understand that a savings account and a bank account is the same thing. He is a tall boy. He does sports but hates running. Carson is very loving and sweet but once in a while he will give you the finger. Carson is loyal and precious to all costs. He has soft brown eyes. He wakes up at 5am everyday because he is a weird child. If you have a Carson in your life don't let go.

"damn who's that man playing baseball?"
"ahh that's Carson"

by Erica Baxa June 17, 2019

Carson

Carson is soulmates with a girl with dark brown eyes, dark hair, a cute smile, and a nice body. Carson is sweet and kind. He's probably a swimmer and enjoys thinking about his crush. He is very romantic and will plan picnic dates and shopping dates. He thinks you're perfect and hopes to marry you. However, he's a tad but confused and doesn't know to how to show his love. He is giving you mixed signs, but Carson loves you more than you will ever know.

(Her name typically starts with an A)

Carson: Damn I would marry Her in an instant.

Her: I love you so much, but you give me mixed signs.

by Fucking ole dinosaur December 17, 2021

Carson Q.

Carson Q. Is A Gamer Guy Who is A total Hottie. Usually He is Playing With His Homies On Console So If Your Trying to text him while hes playing Dont Because He wont Give a Shit About you ,Trust me. Carson Is A Total Flirt But he May Reject it when you do it back , If your friends with Him Then You are really lucky but you better do your part to keep him happy as well... But if your His GirlFriend Then Its totally Different.
1.Dont buy him Things He doesnt like you to

2.Let him Be touchy Dont Push Him Away (Dont think dirty- Let him Hug You hold hand Etc.)
3.Just Text The Guy no matter what your doing because he may be scared to tell you how he feels

4. his ex Is a slut so Watch out for that Hoe
5.Dont ignore neither not hang out with him Atleast walk next to him if he doesnt talk to you

Carson Can Be a really Nice guy But dont expect him to give you That much attention if he doesnt text you in 10 minutes that Means F off (Sometimes)

Carson is a really nice guy Trust me He is Caring (Hot) Tall And Super Funny If you meet him Dont miss out :

(Ps If your a latina Watch out for your ass He might Claim It)

Carson Q.? Hes a Latina person ;

by littleAsianKid December 8, 2019