shit caping

The act of pooping up one's own back, sometimes all the way up the neck, as a deterrent to predators. Much like a skunk, it is a defense mechanism, ensuring the survival of "caper". Most commonly seen with infants and young teenagers.

Person 1: I hear you got mugged last night.
Person 2: Yeah, almost. But I shit caped and managed to get away.
Person 1: Thank god for shit caping.

by capedcrusader March 30, 2012

Cape Carteret

A suburb of nothing full of idiots, transplants, and bubbas (the north carolina trio of the damned) who think a leased "luxury" pickup truck and mortgage on a 300k tract home is a sign of wealth.

Cape Carteret truly is the land of the 80k a year millionaire.

by jennitayla69 March 20, 2021

Cape May Carver

A sandwich of unknown origin, comprised of dry off brand white bread encompassing an obnoxious slab of baloney or baloney related product i. e. Spam or Spam knock off. This sandwich contains no condiments and has been seen in baggies in Cape May since the Reagan administration.

“I’d rather eat a wet asshole than a dry Cape May Carver”

by PannyRipper April 18, 2024

boxer cape

When you poo and some TP stays stuck to your ass

"I'm so fucking embarassed, I had a boxer cape for like 2 hours dude.

by StarmanRJK January 17, 2017

CAPE

Cancelling a train in the UK. Based on a telegraph code from the 1900s, and still in use a slang-term today.

The 1800 from King's Cross to Edinburgh was caped because there's a tree on the line.

by walnutrede December 2, 2023

Cape Cod Technical High School

A high school in Cape Cod, MA (not to be confused with Upper Cape Tech) where students learn in technical studies alongside their academic studies. The place recently had a facelift after the new building was constructed in 2020.

Typically abbreviated to CCT or CCTHS, alternatively shortened as Cape Cod Tech or just Cape Tech.

1: Hey, where are you graduating from?

2: Cape Cod Technical High School, I'll be going into the industry instead of collage.
1: Sweet, I hope ya make a bit of cash on the job.

by WeegeeCool April 15, 2023

Cape

Wendy wouldn’t cape for you, don’t cape for her.

Wendy wouldn’t cape for you, don’t cape for her.

by Thebigpictureee August 11, 2022