Riding the cannon is a sexual inuendo refering to when a woman recieves a good boning from a well endowed man preferably in width. The cannon is an obvious reference to a knob for it's phallic shape and it's tendancy to shoot its load and sink ships much like loose lips, which is another inuendo for a bucket muff.
The verb 'to ride the cannon' is taken from the song 'In Awe Of The Awful' by The Ordinary boys.
The verb 'to ride the cannon' is taken from the song 'In Awe Of The Awful' by The Ordinary boys.
'Alright love, lets say you pull down those little knickers of yours and ride the cannon?'
Accompany that line with a cheeky look of seduction and that woman will surely be riding your cannon like a dirty little pirate whore in no time.
Accompany that line with a cheeky look of seduction and that woman will surely be riding your cannon like a dirty little pirate whore in no time.
by Paul Thompson August 14, 2006
Get the Ride the cannonmug. when you stick small objects, e.g. cherries or bananas, into your ass and then launch them at something.
by Andrew MacLeod November 8, 2005
Get the Bronze Cannonmug. "Hey dude, you smell like shit. What happened?" "I let my girl give me a confetti cannon, and she shat on my face."
by MARK_EZ February 13, 2020
Get the Confetti Cannonmug. Refers to someone or something that deals high amounts of damage but had a very weak defense or health. Often a term for games.
The best way to fully embrace being a glass cannon is to be very careful when you attack. Wait for an opening in which you are guaranteed a safe or almost safe hit to be as useful as possible.
The best way to fully embrace being a glass cannon is to be very careful when you attack. Wait for an opening in which you are guaranteed a safe or almost safe hit to be as useful as possible.
John is a glass cannon, he got into a fight and with one hit gave someone a bloody nose, but he started crying the second he was hit once.
by TheFizzWhiz February 20, 2021
Get the Glass Cannonmug. Incredible powerful speaker system that can blow out ear drums and car windows. Capable of shaking the very ground you stand on.
by cabdragon333 August 30, 2009
Get the Slap Cannonmug. a Weapon used on forums. it is mainly used against trolls and godmoders or people who annoy you too much
by Cobrawolf May 7, 2012
Get the ignore cannonmug. When a man backs onto another mans Penis with a soiled Anus.
Dude, fuck off you cannon Fudger .
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You totally just fudged my cannon
Dude, fuck off you cannon Fudger .
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You totally just fudged my cannon
by Geoff Widow June 15, 2018
Get the CANNON FUDGERmug.