Canadian base system

The Canadian base system is:

- first base: kissing and fondling breasts

- second base: hand job, fingering or oral sex

- third base: sex, and

- home base (or fourth base): sex with a hockey puck used as a dildo and maple syrup used as lubricant.

Katie: All my friends from back home in Northern Ontario go to home base (Canadian base system) by the time they're 15.

David: Is this why hockey and maple syrup are so popular in Canada?

by arigavemetheidea July 29, 2011

Canadian Fishing Trip

Crossing the bridge from Detroit to Windsor, ON to go to the strip clubs.

The strip clubs in Detroit were just not raunchy enough so we went on a Canadian Fishing Trip

by CC June 3, 2004

Canadian Swamp Logger

The act of defecating in a females mouth while having oral sex and cramming the poop log in with your penis. dirty.

Bro i gave Taylor the dirtyst Canadian swamp logger you have ever seen last night.

by Dirtysanchezmongrel January 16, 2010

Canadian Tux

The combination of a jean jacket, and jean pants.

"Dude you see that Mexican's canadian tux? Gross."

by HiImPhil September 26, 2006

canadian ninja shark

A shark from Canadian decent with prior ninja training, tends to jump thousands of miles inland to attack small children(usually infants).

Oh Shit! the canadian ninja shark again!

by canadian ninja shark fan March 21, 2008

canadian donut

the male on female equivalent of the rusty trombone, performing analingus on a female while fondling her genitalia with your thumb and fingers, as if holding and eating a donut.

Oh man, those BC girls love to get rimmed. I'm having a Canadian Donut tonight!

by Jefe McS July 6, 2009

Canadian Ponch

A derogatory term for Alex Trebek.

Sean Connery: Oh I'll bet you do you Canadian Ponch.

by Blgan August 4, 2011