Calvin Faragher

The act of committing benefit fraud and living at your nan'sd house, unemploye.

Feeling quite lazy this week, might commit a calvin faragher

by luke:) May 4, 2025

Calvin

A state of Stoicism. a complete, utter, unbreakable, impregnable flawless continuous state of stoicism.

jake is calvin.

by inState February 11, 2026

Calvin Appreciation

A sequence of days in which we appreciate our friend Calvin. May 8-May 12. National, annual event.

Are you excited for Calvin Appreciation this week?
Yeah! We’re gonna drink Dr Pepper and wear purple and listen to metal and Jeff Buckley.

by mysweetheartthedrunk May 8, 2025

Calvingender

Calvingender is a non-trinary gender in relation to the Calvin and the Chipmunks from Disaster Movie. Calvin is the lead member of the group Calvin and the Dripmunks (not to be confused with Calvin and the Drip Monks.) It is different from Alvingender because Calvin is the orange one and Calvingender is a non-trinary gender, whilst Alvin is the red one and Alvingender is a non-binary gender.

Calvingender can not only refer to the gender previously stated, but also a category of genders containing calvingenders like Simothangender, TheonardoGender, Pipisgender, Subtergender, SPARGENDER, and many more.

guy 1: what gender do you identify as?
calvin 2: I identify with Calvingender.
guy 1: what is calvingender?
calvin 2: You can learn about Calvingender on the MOGAI Extended Wiki, or join the Official Calvingender Discord Server.

guy 1: oh okay
calvin 2: discord.gg/xWhz3pd97Y Permanent Calvingender Link ✅

by DarkSyndrome July 16, 2025

Calvin Syndrome

A natural phenomenon of a male who can pull girls but can't because he is not interested or he's gay

"My friend Calvin is the prime example of Calvin Syndrome"

by archivesofvern January 7, 2026

Charles.Calvinxx

A Roblox TikTok user with nearly 100 followers normally says stuff like yeet, :>, brUh and more

It’s a user name, Charles.Calvinxx is cool (not) but yk

by Hshshbshd January 31, 2021

Wet Calvin

A simile to "wet willy" - A wet Calvin is when a loving, caring, tender woman pours alcohol in one's year to establish final commitment and the next phase of their relationship. This is usually done after the loving, caring, tender woman opens her heart up and the "Calvin" didn't hear so this is how you clean the ears of soul connection and open the brick wall barricaded heart so he can love again.

"I told him the reason why I didn't want his potential children down my esophagus right away was because I wanted to be sure that what I was feeling wasn't based on sexual intimacy... but then when I told him, he just fell asleep and didn't hear me so i gave him a wet Calvin"

by Anamiz January 31, 2021