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calling corporate

Usually said by a “Karen” who wants to appear right and authoritative in a situation. It is usually stated by someone who doesn’t work for the company that is being threatened.
Customer: l don’t have to wear a mask; I have a doctor’s excuse.

Clerk: I’m sorry, but I can’t serve you if you don’t have on a mask. It’s company policy.

Customer: Well, I’m calling corporate!

Mike: Hey Ken. What are you doing?
Ken: I’m just weeding my garden.

Mike: You know that’s against our HOA rules.

Ken: No, it isn’t…I’m just pulling out the weeds.

Mike: Well, I’m calling corporate.

Did you hear that crazy neighbor say that she was calling corporate because I was turning on my porch light before it got dark?

Man, if you throw that cigarette butt in the street, someone may call corporate.
by RaineyL January 5, 2022
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panty calling card

Where a woman writes on one of her panties with a marker her phone number and a note saying that they would like to meet any man that finds them ect. and then place them where they think some man will find them.
John just found a panty calling card.
by Deep blue 2012 September 28, 2009
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Calli

Sexiest, funniest, sweetest girl you'll ever meet; who can also be the bitchiest girl on earth. Mess with Calli, lose yo balls.
"Don't fuck with Calli, I heard she'll rip your balls off!"
by unanymousperson. February 18, 2010
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Calling in the reserves

When just been dumped or let down by a gal/guy, to call up an old friend or ex who desperately fancies you, so you can get your hole.
Guy 1.Hey, I just heard the bad news. Sorry man.

Guy 2.Ah, it's ok...better call in the reserves though. what's Dawn's number again?
by Biafra J July 11, 2004
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callbox

Poker terminology. Used to describe a player who matches any bet regardless of the odds stacked against them to win the hand.
"I bet $50."
"I call."
"I bet $100."
"I call."
"What do you have? I have three of a kind, Aces."
"Oh. Busted straight. Thought I'd hit my three outter on the river, then I wanted to see what you had."
"What a callbox."
by The Poker Professor May 1, 2006
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Calling in Wolf

to call in sick when you aren't, in the hopes that you will never run out of sick days or excuses.
Larry: Katie is calling in sick again, she better not actually need to call in sick.

Ryan: Did I just hear someone say "Wolf"?

Larry: Yeah, Katie through the phone to her boss, in a sick voice. Shes "Calling in Wolf"
by Danswer November 29, 2009
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Callia

Thinks she’s a cat but really is not
Callia
by NotCallia March 19, 2019
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