Call of Duty

A dying game that gets boring after 20 minutes of playing it. Somehow makes you mature 10+ years in 5 minutes. Garbage ass game that garbage people play. This game is full of racist crackers who enjoy calling me nigge*. This game is enjoyable when you booted offline and get in a jackets game. The servers are amazing lagging out sometimes but overall 10/10 game.

Logan: Wanna play call of duty?
Andrew: fuck nah nigga I’m playing fortnite

by seviccs July 27, 2021

Call of Duty

A game Duggie from SML plays all the time.

Duggie: BAP! BAP! BAP! BAP! Ooo I luv playin my cal uv dootus.
Marvin: Alright Duggie, I’m gonna watch TV.
Duggie! But Marvin I wanna play ma cals uf dutus.
Marvin: Duggie, you can play Call of Duty later.
Duggie: Fine fowk!
*black ops Cold War ad plays*
Marvin: OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN!!!
*eas alert plays*
EAS: THIS IS NOT A TEST! REPEAT! THIS IS NOT A TEST! THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN TRANSMITTED FROM DUGGIE! MARVIN PLEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!
*eas alert ends*
Duggie: i wan da nu galla dootis
Marvin: NO DUGGIE!!!

by Not_Ceehny May 21, 2021

Call of duty

Every person that does this will never have sex in their live, the old name if this game was ("if you play thg is shitty ass game you will never touch a woman"

Call of duty is shit

by anonymous May 30, 2021

Call of Duty

The most realistic and the first game ever. Only true gamers play it.

Meanwhile in Call of Duty, true gamers laugh about Battlefield's primitive physics engine. Arma was an attempt by a failing Czech developer to make Call of Duty 'more realistic'. However due to the fact that Call of Duty was already as realistic as a video game can possibly be, they panicked. They made a shameless rip-off and slapped 'military simulator' on the front. True gamers are smart enough to know this, hence why Arma averages 67 on Metacritic, whereas Call of Duty averages 98-100. Call of Duty players laugh down at players of every other game, knowing they are Call of Duty rip-offs. Call of Duty is the most realistic video game with the most advanced engine. The world's leading video game scientists have confirmed this, so it isn't as much 'thinking' as it is 'knowing'. And Call of Duty can't possibly RIP those games off. Call of Duty was the first video game, so there wasn't anything for it to rip off.

by mynameisbetter August 13, 2021

call of duty

A series of games that has become a sellout, especially cod mobile.

The last proper call of duty before Activision sold out was world at war. Cod ghosts had a nice campaign but was leaning a bit into the sellout category, as it was too short and not cheap. cod mobile is an absolute sellout. Don’t get me started on the rigged EOMM, stupid mythic weapons and other aspects that make it a sellout.

by glubglubglubglub July 5, 2025

Call of duty black ops 2

Peak gaming

I played Call of duty black ops 2 today

by Kdjdkdnwhsjs July 8, 2025

call of duty mobile

The single most effective way to enter crippling debt.

"I just whaled call of duty mobile and now my wife left with the kids, but atleast i got ghost eternal siege and cbr4 amoeba and all their mythic upgrades"

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing October 25, 2025