i have cancer

when you have cancer you have cancer :D

You i have cancer.
see it's easy to use it

by Its not my real name September 1, 2017

cancel laughs

to ruin fun and start riot

you cancel laughs! i gonna eat pizza salad and mess up yo country!

by JAWdooster May 8, 2008

concealed bitchery

A practice performed by many girls nowadays. It is characterized by when a girl pretends to be nice on the surface and smiles often, but is a pretentious bitch underneath that superficial disguise.

James: Hey Laura, what's up?
Laura: Nothing much, what's up with you? How was that concert last night?
James: It was great! Ugh, I don't know how to do this math problem.
Laura: How could you not get this? It's so easy, lol.
James: Oh, ok...

Conrad: Isn't Laura awesome?
James: No way dude, she practices concealed bitchery.

by Bartholomew Pickleboob December 15, 2013

Conceal Mint

A power mint plant in Plants vs. Zombies 2, also a word play on Concealment. Also is the in-game name of a great Brawl Stars Player and a person.

I planted Conceal Mint to drag the freakin zombies down!

by tthendralz August 2, 2022

Bogus Cancer

A cancer made up of four terrible diseases: Hepatitis C, HIV, Spinal Cancer and Cerebral Aneurysm.

Last week, My doctor diagnosed me with Bogus cancer, it was a heartbreaking moment.

by Juan Perez Garcia January 22, 2021

muffin top concealer

Those shirts that girls always wear that are tights at the top and then flow out over their muffin top. They think they are tricking you and hiding the muffin top that lurks under those folds of fabric.

Guy 1: That girl over there is hot
Guy 2: That's because she is wearing a muffin top concealer and her muffin top is hidden.
Guy 1: Touche

by Ruff Butt Wrangler May 14, 2011

toucher_of_cancer

The one of the best meme accounts on Instagram and the memes are made by him self not stolen

Toucher_Of_Cancer is the best at making memes

by Blinker.exe November 6, 2018