When servicing a package unit the tech farts into the indoor blower compartment before starting the unit back up.
by HVACahole December 3, 2021

by Sohoowusyourday>good February 3, 2022

Chad: *hits blunt* cough cough
Dylan: bro you aight?
Chad: yeah man, the more you cough the more you get off.
Dylan: bro you aight?
Chad: yeah man, the more you cough the more you get off.
by xBluntRoller420 July 11, 2017

by anonymous October 10, 2020

When you sneeze and cough at the same time causing you to shart. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You just “Phantom Sharted”
Ummm… I think I I just SNEEZE-COUGH PHANTOM SHARTED! Thank god. I thought I actually sharted but nah.
by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023

by Shwaldeen March 25, 2024
