Conservative

A collection of people who are self centred to such an extreme amount that the thought of equality or rights for anyone other than their largely white and upper middle class brethren is a thought so terrifying that they will use all their power to ensure that nothing ever changes.

They will actively fight anything which doesn’t either make them money or give them tax cuts. The concept of the status quo changing in anyway is unacceptable to these people.
“Gays rights and the environment and black people being killed by cops isn’t my problem. I’m a conservative, let me show you my portfolio
by Mad Bank June 15, 2021
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Conservative Ryan

A man with little regard for a girl's feelings and is willing to break her heart for the sake of his own agenda. Does not exactly "worship" the Donald but does support what he stands for. WARNING: Do not get attached, otherwise you'll find yourself in a pit of despair. And no, this isn't coming from someone who had to deal with a conservative person, weirdo.
This Conservative Ryan came up to me during a party and seemed interested in me, but backstabbed me as usual. I'm afraid of the people who have to deal with this weirdo in the future. I hope he moves to Canada and regrets it immediately..
by Blah Blah 100 November 07, 2020
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Full-Diaper Conservative

A conservative who publicly humiliates themself in the name of owning the libs.
“Who is that girl wearing a diaper at the Turning Point, USA tent over there?”

“Oh that’s Kaitlynn Benet, she’s a full-diaper conservative.”

“Didn’t she shit herself at a Kent State frat party?”
by JebShallRiseAgain November 01, 2020
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Full-Diaper Conservative

A conservative who publicly humiliates themself in the name of owning the libs.
“Who is that girl wearing a diaper at the Turning Point, USA tent over there?”

“Oh that’s Kaitlin Bennet, she’s a full-diaper conservative.”

“Oh I know her, didn’t she poop her pants at a Kent State frat party?”
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Full-Diaper Conservative

A conservative who publicly humiliates themself in the name of owning the libs.
“Who is that girl wearing a diaper at the Turning Point, USA tent over there?”

“Oh that’s Kaitlynn Benet, she’s a full-diaper conservative.”

“Didn’t she shit herself at a Kent State frat party?”
by JebShallRiseAgain November 01, 2020
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Wildlife Conservation Officer Cadet Is a Game Warden
Game Warden Wildlife Conservation Officer Cadet is a from the Department of the Natural Resources from the Blue Heron Learning Center A.K.A Blue Heron Nature Center/Keep Jasper County Beautiful B.K.A Jasper Conservation District
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faith and flag conservative

conservatives that are highly religious, politically engaged and both socially and economically conservative, according to the Pew Research Center
“So, where exactly do you stand politically?”

“Oh, I consider myself to be a faith and flag conservative.”
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