Clutsak

Main Entry: clutsak
Function: noun

Etymology: Contemporary English

Date: 21st century
1 : a customer who deserves no respect due to their innate incompetence
2: Someone who doesn't like MooSqueal (tm)

"dude, blackandrew just called that moron a clutsak.

by psy333 June 4, 2010

clutter hands

Someone who is under the influence of THC and notices that they are trying to carry too much shit at one time.

Man dude I got a case of the fucking clutter hands right now.

by Faggot Bruce May 2, 2011

Clutchpalm

Something you think will be clutch but turns out to be only a fail. Word originates from napalm; more specifically, the napalm strike in Call of Duty: Black Ops.

Hobie: Time to get clutchpalm on this free throw!

Derek: Good one.

by TenBlackAlps May 4, 2011

cluter

Adj. Conjugation of the words clever and cute.

That little boys' prank was cluter.

by wontonvandaloo June 2, 2011

clutterator

A clutterator is one who enthusiastically, efficiently, and effectively eliminates clutter in all its many forms.

Think Terminator takes on hoarder. A clutterator is one who assaults clutter with a vengeance, using a bull dozer or automatic weapons, if necessary. This is the person you call when you can't take it anymore. The clutterator takes no excuses and no prisoners.

by the original clutterator October 20, 2012

Clutfangler

A Clutfangler is a person who usually dwells in darkness but occasionally comes out in search of women and food. A derogatory term, especially used against internet folk/gamers.

Steve is such a Clutfangler, he's been in hid room for days and only comes out to piss. Next thing you know he'll be a Smutbadger.

by Lord bennymort x] August 28, 2012

cluttercunt

Dem bitches who clutter all dem cocks up in their cunt. Kinda like a cock hoarder. Only they cant go on TV about it.

Your being such a cluttercunt.

by 3friendscnm May 11, 2014