Chapping

The process of chatting and fapping at the same time.

Emily and I were on the phone, but little did she know, I was chapping.

by JaketheDoge December 18, 2015

clappin in this ass

To hang out or to be a complete dumbass.

After we recorded the new material, we were totally clappin in this ass.

by Alex December 29, 2003

Capping-Colby

A person, usually a nerdy white boy with the most sheltered life who thinks he is more hood than he actually is. They are particularly frequent cappers and will say anything to make themselves sound cooler around their friends.

Joe: "Hey man want to grab a beer after work tomorrow?"

Capping-Colby: "beeeeeeeet, but first I gotta swing by Arby's and get licked by the cutie in the drivethru. Then I'ma hit the liquor store for a fifth of the henny and tote my piece on my way to the bar."

Joe: "Bro you work at Publix and have an 8 o'clock curfew..."

by gkns April 16, 2020

pants-crappingly

An adverb used to describe something of such awesome magnitude that it is likely to cause one to soil one's pants. Usually followed by "awesome" and most commonly describing an action movie, metal band, or lesbian porno.

"I think Amon Amarth's "Cry of the Blackbirds" is one of the most pants-crappingly awesome viking metal songs around."

by Kevin Tracy December 9, 2008

Capping

To dislike iced caps

Mariam you’re capping

by Wierdhairgrows November 27, 2019

Capping Show

1. Otago University student review. Known for been offensive and funny.

1. Let's go see the Capping Show

by CapperShow August 16, 2009

the clamping plate

Originally a poem by a nine year old girl named Julia. Now meaning something that is completely random.
Ok Corinne that was totally random... Next you will start going on about the clamping plate...

the clamping plate

The clamping plate is funny.
It will take a very hot bath.
It meets his friend Crapouillot.
It has fun daN water.
They are funny.
It meets Crapouillette.
It is super owl.

by Nathan "The Man" Mundine January 20, 2005