Cape Cod

Winter's Asshole from januaryuary to April. Sleet is all over the place and everywheres deserted. The only thing for locals then is boredom, depression, school/work, drugs, and cold.

The intermediate seasons arent much better. October-December rain all the fucking time, it's 45 degrees, and overall shit. Oh, and white Christmas? Fuck that! we get rainy ass, Cold, depressing christmas.

A beautiful place with nice beaches and stuff to do in the summer. The only downside in the summer is the tourists who can't drive for shit and rich fucturds that charge 100 dollars for parking at beaches. Oh, and the water is cold AF year round.
"You live on Cape Cod? Lucky!"
"The Fuck you high on? It's winter's asshole."
by Dragonborn13131 December 29, 2018
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Tighten your cape

Pay attention to your needy girlfriend.

The origin is from an E-40 song "Captain Save A Hoe"
The reference line is "You should have had your cape on tight that night."
Guy's girlfriend " Heyy what are u doin right now can I come through??"

Other guy "Tell your boyfriend to tighten his cape"

"My girlfriend is gonna leave me"
"Tighten your cape"
by Cthuluu January 13, 2013
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Paint a Cape

When a male ejaculates all over a woman’s back
by LilStingRay January 18, 2022
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Western Cape

A province of South Africa seeking independence, though such attempts have been currently unsuccesful.
SHOUTOUT TO SWEEFLYBOY FUCK YUUUU

A: Did you ever visit Cape Town?
B : No, but I did visit some parts of Western Cape
by taurus mountains fan March 20, 2024
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Elijah cape baker

Its the name of a person who produces cream
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Cape Out

To abruptly leave a game without saying goodbye, typically resulting in confusion for the rest of the party.
Sean has been known to Cape out as soon as the match was over.
by Taggerdy November 30, 2022
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