Tighten your cape

Pay attention to your needy girlfriend.

The origin is from an E-40 song "Captain Save A Hoe"
The reference line is "You should have had your cape on tight that night."

Guy's girlfriend " Heyy what are u doin right now can I come through??"

Other guy "Tell your boyfriend to tighten his cape"

"My girlfriend is gonna leave me"
"Tighten your cape"

by Cthuluu January 13, 2013

Wear the cape

To act like a hero, to help

Stop wearing the Cape for me! I can handle myself
No need to wear the cape, I already have ran outta time..

by Aian. November 6, 2020

Paint a Cape

When a male ejaculates all over a woman’s back

Im going to hit it from the back and paint a cape on dat bitch

by LilStingRay January 17, 2022

Eye watch cape horn

Means you watch gay porn

Man: Eye watch Cape Horn
Woman: WHAT do you watch?

by TheVeryStrangeOne45 August 17, 2022

Wearing a cape

The act of pretending to be a 'hero' and a good person by 'helping' people (usually spreading awareness online and guilt-tripping people into donating) and expecting others to agree with your ideologies instead of helping out of the goodness of your heart without expecting anything back. In other words, performative activism.

1: "You're a terrible person for not donating and spreading awareness!"
2: "Have fun wearing a cape"

by HolyFluid August 8, 2024

do you want to dance on my cape

The act of dancing or jiggling on another persons floppy cape.

Dude she's such a slut, she asked "do you want to dance on my cape." And she totally said yes. What slut.

by I'm horny. April 17, 2014

Capeshit

Film based on a superhero or comic book franchise

Guy 1: "hey you wanna go see captain america?"
Guy 2: "no i'm really over capeshit at the moment"

by TheSpazFromRainman August 28, 2014