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Camoslut

1) An individual, identifying as a female, that wears Real Tree or Mossy Oak (or the like), typically containing flashes of pink, Tiffany blue, or neon green, as a part of her daily fashion, and supports the current trend of country= lifted suburbia trucks with truck-nuts and/or general douchebagery in bootcut jeans & a forced southern draw.

2) an individual, identifying as a female, that hops from one hunting camo-clad wannabe country guy/gal, to the next.

3) an individual, identifying as either male or female, whose hunting camo clothing, is found more on the floor of a stranger's bedroom, than actually used hunting.

4) any individual that wears hunting camo while fishing.
Def. 1 Used:
CS: "I just got this Mossy Oak jacket with Tiffany blue flashing. What do you think?"
Real Country Girl: "Makes you look like a TCU camoslut, but you do you."

Def. 2 Used:
Faux-boy: "Got these Real Tree boots to go out to the country bar tonight. Whachu think?"
Faux-boy's Frat-bro: "Definitely got play with the camosluts if you wear those."

Def. 3 Used:
Ed: "Dude! We're supposed to be going out to the deer lease in 20 minutes! Where's your hunting gear?"
Joe: "Shit! I must've left my 5.11 shirt at that camoslut's place last night."
Ed: "Sounds more like YOU'RE the camoslut. The rest of us are leaving without you. Oh, and just because you ain't going, doesn't mean you don't owe me for your part of the deposit. Have it when we get back!"

Def. 4 Used:
Fishing Guide: "Seriously?"
Camo-clad Jackass: "What?"
FG: *looking both CCJ and his equally dressed girlfriend* "You do realize the fish can't see you? So camo is completely unnecessary."
CCJ's GF: "But we look so cute in this woodsie stuff! Look... mine has flashes of pink because I'm a girl."
FG: *facepalms and mutters* "Fuckin' camosluts.
by MaverickAggie January 24, 2019
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campestral

Of or having to do with fields or the countryside.

You could describe a field full of wildflowers as campestral.
You could describe a field full of wildflowers as campestral.
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campohipuss

did you see that campohipuss?
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Carposexual

Sexually attracted to carpets and other inanimate objects made of similar materials and/or baring strong resemblance to a carpet.
He is a carposexual
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composable

Composable means "free-motion-in-space" or accurately "free-motion-of-lines-in-space."

It is implied by technoformalism and created by liminism (spinning of limina).
What is composable has free motion in space specifically the radial-uncountable lines of technoformalistic supersets.

Composability is emergent from pragmatism as such composable (present) <- - utilitarian < -- constructivist (functionable) <-- practical < - - pragmatic (future).
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Campo

College student slang term for Campus Police or Security, typically used with a tone of distain.
I heard that Campo busted that party in the quad last night
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calmposure

Being calm and composed in an extremely tense situation
Hence being CalmPosed
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