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lobster cage

The act of pleasuring oneself using the palm of their hand to enclose only the bell of the penis, resembling a cage over a lobster.
Phillip: “Hey, Dave! How did your date with Linda go last night? You get any action?”

(Not) Dave: “Nah man..” *sigh* “She had to split beefo dinn. But don’t worry ‘bout ya boi tho. Treated myself to a lobster cage!” 😎👉👉 🦞

Phillip: “Wait. Who the fuck are you?”
by Not Dave. June 2, 2020
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sanding the roll cage

Cupping your hand and making a jerking motion
by Roachmill March 11, 2022
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Obedience Cage

An Obedience Cage is a cage that can be locked big enough for a human, commonly a commercially available pet cage.

Within BDSM it is used by Dominants as both the home for and punishment of the Submissive.

E.g. In a Male Dominant Master / female submissive scenario:
- The Master would promote the Obedience Cage as the female submissive own domain, where she could go voluntarily when not required by her Master (in which case she would not be locked in and free to come and go withing the greater domain confines) or as a place of punishment (in which case she would be locked in).

- The Obedience Cage is often at the side of and gives direct access to the Master’s bed, the submissive being required to sleep in the cage and locked in a night.

- The Obedience Cage is also used for the purposed of denial and to ensure that a submissive is forced to watch / hear her master entertaining other females in his bed.
The submissive was instructed to crawl into her Obedience Cage and locked, being made to watch her Master with another woman.
by Tiger-eye June 26, 2020
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Femboy Goon Cage

A cage used to capture a Femboy and cover him with semen. It must be made with rubber, and it should have a large container full of semen at the top. It should also have a remote control to release the semen and cover the femboy in it.
Guy 1: i will put you in a Femboy Goon Cage.
Guy 2: Im not even a femboy!
Guy 1: I dont care.
by Shakespeare dihh August 8, 2025
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Schrödinger's Cage

Schrödinger's Cage: The act of subjugating oneself to solitare and study whilst their colleagues and friends enjoy merriments. The individual then proceeds to waste their time ultimately coming to the conclusion that sed time could have been used enjoying such merriments. Schrödinger's Cage provides an allegory into the mentality of its victims as the act of trapping oneself into a metaphorical cage.
He didn't come to the hangout because he had too much work to do, but he didn't do any of his work anyway and just procrastinated. He is doing the Schrödinger's Cage!
by Rataray February 3, 2024
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Bird cage

your girls panties pulled around your head as your going down on her.
As there was no time to take her panties off before I ate her pussy, I found my self trapped in the bird cage!
by Pockets 19123 December 29, 2024
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Hamster cage water

What sane people use to describe the devils drink..... Tequila.
John: "Dude! You wanna shot of cuervo?"
Lance: "I'm not drinking that hamster cage water."
by Lanceroni June 5, 2018
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