Brofunctuous

Describes someone who is irritatingly overconfident, performative, and fake, especially in a way that tries too hard to impress others.

Person A: "Hey dude! I'm going on a date tonight. Do you think showing off my money will impress her?"

Person B: "Hell no. She'll think you're too brofunctuous."

by a terrific season May 14, 2025

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you brok my nose

oleg pakhotin has a very large penis and says this when he gets aroused (penis goes big)

big muscly man: i will brok your nos
oleg: you brok my nose
ig muscly man: i like lots sex

by jaqcuavious dingletonthefirst June 7, 2022

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Broku • brokuh0e • Brokulele • Brokumi • A brokus legus • broke • Boku no Pico • broke ass • brogurt • broke off

A P-5 or higher S.H.I.T. (Seismic Herculean Incredible Turd) Level poop event that could be life threatening to all living things in a specific radius. Damages included but are not limited to: Destroyed clothing, plumbing damage, stretched and torn B-Holes, nosebleeds, total apathy and loss of hope for civilized humanity, tsunami level backsplash, lost wages to entire departments at the workplace, B-Hole MRSA, breakups and divorce, and many other collateral, physical and financial damages too numerous to name in detail.

Yo, I don't care if you fire me, but I have to go DROP A BOOKU right mu'fuckin' now! Pray for me. GOD help us all. Tell my family I love them and I'm sorry... Let them know I died a warriors death....

by PaRaDoxX 1821 October 21, 2021

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