Well balanced breakfast

Another term for steroids/juicing. Term often said in baseball.

Henry: did you hear that Nelson Cruz admitted to eating well balanced breakfasts his 2013 season?
Maurice: Yeah I could tell he got a lot bigger

by ZuiyOTF47 July 23, 2022

Brewkfast

A meal of nothing but beer for the first meal of the day.

I just had brewkfast after a long night of partying and I feel better.

by Nastalgia January 2, 2010

breakcation

the term used when you take a break from something or someone by going on vacation.

johnny: ughh..this girl keeps tweeting me!
jim: well then take a break from twitter a while
johnny: and do what..?
jim: go on vacation, thats what i do when i need a break
johnny: really..?
jim: yeah, i like to call it a breakcation

by ninjastar1234 July 20, 2010

breakfassert

Breakfassert is when your first waking meal is something super sugary like cereal, pancakes/waffles drenched in syrup, pop tarts, cake, donuts, etc. It contrasts with regular breakfast, which is supposed to be an actual, savory, filling, nutritious meal to kickstart your day.

The word is a portmanteau of breakfast and dessert. It is pronounced "brek-fuh-zert".

Really? You’re eating a Nutella-Eggo sandwich for breakfast? No, that’s not breakfast...that’s breakfassert.

by Just Some Girl with a Mustache September 29, 2020

Party at the Breakwater

A South Florida term meaning to not pay to attend a party but to enjoy its music from dancing within earshot. The term arose from young people on South Beach not paying for the more exclusive parties and clubs at the Cleavelander or the Edison, and instead getting jiggy at the neighboring unopened Breakwater Hotel. The term can be applied to any scenario where one does not pay to enjoy their party music.

Danny: "Oye, are you going to Ultra?"
Ricky: "Hell yeah!"
Danny: "YOU SCORED TICKETS?!?!?!?"
Ricky: "No, I'm gonna party at the Breakwater from the Metromover station! Dale!"

by thegr8bertno April 14, 2011

breakfast saussage

A blowjob before you've gotten out of bed in the morning.

I rolled over in the warm patch formed on the bed from the crack of light streaming in from the eastern window and asked her, in my sweetest voice, if she wanted some breakfast saussage...

by the original wolfy November 8, 2006

Breakfast of Champions

A makeshift breakfast consisting of an energy drink of ones preference, and a piece of junk food (i.e. chips, candy, donut, etc.)

I was starving before I had to get to an early meeting so I stopped at the Am Pm to grab a Breakfast of Champions

by The-V June 29, 2015